Olympic Hanky Panky- A Sporty Shade of Grey Perhaps!

Anyone hear about all the free condoms being handed out in the Olympic village, 15 each by all accounts. I suppose after all those years of dedication and the everyday physical gruel of competitions, there has to be some perks;)  Shame I was looking forward to seeing gene splices of
'Sprinter v Shot-putter'
'Diver v Hurdler'
'Dressage v Cycling'
Oh I feel another X-men film in the making, "Athletic Capers of the Super-Fit" !!!