LAST CHANCE TO BUY MUOM AT £ 0.77 - $ 0.99

Monday 31 March 2014

Hurry up whyle stocks last;)
Moving Up is Moving up in price, you've had it for a few years at a delightfully low price. It won't be a high price but maybe a price where I can explain it away to my hawk eyed boss about running a blog alongside a spreadsheet!!!
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JASON MANFORD BUYS WHOLE AUDIENCE A DRINK

We all know how frustrating it is when you set out in plenty of time and the dark arts beat you again (aka UK traffic).
Although by celebrity standards Manford wasn't really that late on getting on stage, look at what he did:) That's what I call good manners, must have been bought up by Patsy!
http://bbc.in/1jOzG8S

Zombie Flowers for Mother? NOT Mother?

Sunday 30 March 2014

Tak tak for the tip Jess:) Monkeypic


Mother's Day

Have you all been sending E-books? Thank you daughters and Sons xxx
Lots of sales
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Hallo USA!

USA thank you Ma'am xxx Big hulo hooping all round:)
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MOVE UP BREAKING BAD!

So excited to be back in the 0000's Noughties thanks everyone.... woooooooooooohohohooooieee
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GERVAIS & THE MUPPETS

Friday 28 March 2014

If you feel like a bit of a muppet this week, go see the Muppets then you won't care that you're a muppet:)
Love to see some cockney gangsters call the Muppets Muppets!
Just imagine a slightly cleaner version of Sexy Beast with a song and dance routine!
Ray Winston's Gary Dove character played by Gonzo & Ben Kingsley as Don Logan.

Gary  "Sorry Don, I'm out"
Don   "You aint f***ing out til I say yer out, you f***ing Muppet"
Gary  "You're right I am a Muppet."
Don  "F****ing shut it you Muppet."
Gary  "Stop stating the obvious, it's getting repetitive."
Don  " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."  

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MAN MAN FRIDAY - GAY WEDDINGS

Just getting topical for the last Friday of the month. Here's to our Gay guys, stylish and flamboyant.
Who wouldn't go to that wedding, are you all mad? Tasteful, chic and grooving tunes. A 100% your loss!!!
http://bbc.in/1pg4wpU
Magical mind bending time travelling:)


OBAMA SECURITY DETAIL GIVING COCKTAILS?

Wednesday 26 March 2014

Can't help thinking Underwoods and Meecham, now that would be a saucy scandal;)
C'mon USA you can wrangle my ranks somewhat, you have the power:)
Thanks for this my USA chums xxx always good to know the campaign is going well for mid-terms!
 
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MOVING UP ON MANOLOS (A Romantic Comedy)
MOVING UP ON MANOLOS (A Romantic Comedy)
 
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COPENHAGEN ZOO or KILLING FIELDS

Kære Danmark,

Maybe you should just frekkin rehouse your entire Zoo and open up a memorial park for endangered animals in DK.
If you go to the international press you might have better results to rehouse. Just an idea. A back to the wild program supported by the public or another homing project paid by the public. My Danish friends are outraged.
Does ZOO google translate to SLAGTER in Danish?
http://bbc.in/1h8KVp5
Here's a novel idea, don't take whats surplus to your requirements.

ARE YOUR MANOLO'S MOVING ON UP!?

Manolo's creeping up again, more like a clip-clop than a creep, much more encouraging for Book 4 so thank you all xxx
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CASHEW - HOUSE OF CARDS

Tuesday 25 March 2014

The real star and (don't tell me I haven't finished watching on NetFlix) the true back channel orchestrator behind Washington DC. Underwoods are just small pawns in her game of Squeaky World Domination.
To be fair though a world run by Guinea Pigs isn't such a bad idea. A lot of cucumber sandwiches
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When she helped Gavin hack some serious code.

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With all the adverts about Mother's Day, what if your Mother isn't quite your cup of tea.
How about Friend's Day instead ?
e-Gift Card
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TOP OF THE POPS!

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Tuesday is sitting better with me;)


THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND!

Monday 24 March 2014


It's Monday, I can be melancholic ! Grrrr


MR DARCY & HIS UMBRELLA

Off for an evening jaunt with Mr Umbrella Darcy. Not sure he really rocks my boat though.
Oh well it's Monday with a bit of good looks and charm. Better than a sweaty tube journey and finding out that coveted chocolate bar has melted in your bag, the only redeeming feature of the day's completion!

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Facebook Selfie Raises £ 2 million in 48 hours - BEAT # 70099 - MAN FRIDAY

Friday 21 March 2014

Here's to all those make up free woman who helped raise over £ 2 mill for cancer research in under 48 hours.
You are all my men Friday. Now we need to see how the boys do with make up on? Do you think they can beat us? As dandy as Mr Q. Crisp would be nice?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTttQs-UhgA

For those saying it's narcissistic and blah blah blah... do you criticise everything in life?
How about just joining in and donating. FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
However goodness gets there surely it's the destination rather than the journey  - in this case?
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TRENDING ON AMAZON

Thursday 20 March 2014

Woohoo IndieKindle look what you've done:) For independent thinkers tinkers of fun xxx
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INDIE KINDLE I LOVE YOU xxx


Which Spice Girl are you?

This genuinely makes me very happy


BRITISH SCRIPTS STINK BBC

Well Mr Stephens, just mail me! I have a few up my non-downtown non merchant-ivory ruffled sleeves.
http://bbc.in/1dtaj40

Who's keeping time?

Wednesday 19 March 2014



I kind of wish this was me just so I can have this watch. I'm actually quite a punctual persona and hate running late.

Guess the Quotee?

Tuesday 18 March 2014

Feeling a bit like this today... grr going to buy a spade, my boss better watch out.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.


HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

The Simple Formula

ROBOTIC WONDERS FROM PANASONIC

Monday 17 March 2014

When your head is full of rubbish - try making objects with what surrounds you;)
Todays Object : ROBOFRYER (one arm already burnt off)

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When Life Goes Pop new

March 17
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HOW TO MARKET AN E-BOOK - FOR REAL

Trying to learn how to market your e-book is a minefield of scams. Of course I'd love to write full-time (but pennies pay the wifi bill and nothings left for wine!) but really I want to write not market 24/7.
In my wisdom I googled it - not having half my life to decipher the world of the eeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiii marketing bazaar, trying to educate myself was futile. One site I came across offered me a premium service for online exposure. My face closed in on the screen as they were veteran e-marketeers! They will show me the way. So I googled them... why on earth would I part from $108,- to a company who's book is currently on amazon ranks at more or less 2,000.000,- when my own (even on bad days) are up in the 10,000 or 000! I would like to offer that company a 218% increase in their ranking to improve their marketshare. All they have to do is send me $ 218,- !!!

WATCH THIS SPACE READERS .... something is gonna happen. The Easter Bunny is a magical creature indeed, personally I prefer an angry scot rabbit.

AMAZON - AUSTRALIA TRENDS AHEAD

Wow ... thanks to all my lovely cobbers down under, MUOM steaming up those ranks xxx

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NEW SEASONS MANOLO'S

Is MUOM becoming a classic? If only my English teacher had to read my chicklit out loud, what a funny new world film that would make.
Drama classes: "how to try and act real in a reality show,"
Science: "How to make millions to invest in what ailment you're about to suffer" ensuring your new toe implant is at cost price. (I'm always nearly breaking toes) Breaking Bad Toes!?
Maths: Teleport to your Chinese teacher, then Wall Street.
Geography: Basically google for 10 mins.
History: Watch Netflix
Physics: Plug into Hawkins Matrix style
Chemistry: Combo between Netflix/Breaking Bad!
How jolly school would be;)
Art: Virtual seminars with Hirst



Man Friday - Lena Dunham

Friday 14 March 2014

I'm going to break with tradition and nominate, dum  da, dum  dum... drum roll please, a girl for my Man Friday and she is, Lena Dunham.



I saw her being interviewed on Graham Norton's show and immediately liked her. So I've just caught up with the whole season 1 of Girls (I know, what took me so long!). I love her. I think she's funny, down to earth and smart too. Young girls listen up "Guilt and shame can eat away at smart girls, but remember that mistakes create smart girls.'

Now just waiting on my Season 2. Happy Days.

Amazon recommends Manolo's

Thursday 13 March 2014


Thanks Amazon. 


Running errands in Moncler floral trainers

Wednesday 12 March 2014

Not a great start to my week, I dented the car. So I probably shouldn't have bought these.


You can get them here http://www.zeeandco.co.uk/women/moncler-isabela-leather-floral-print-trainer-in-white.html

SAVE 20 % ON AMAZON.COM

Tuesday 11 March 2014

Poppy's proving a little more popular these days, save 20% today
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IN THE LIBRARY WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

and doesn't he suit it http://bit.ly/1jbKPza
A former MAN FRIDAY our Mr Sherlock but if you thought he was just another RADA toff prodigy think again, his real life reads like a film script.
Libraries and contemplation spaces... In today's world big renovations are thrown at the open kitchen- diner lounge extensions, no walls no privacy. Our social media worlds reflect how we live.
If I had the pennies I'd make a small circular library at the end of a secret corridor that doubled as a observatory at night. Okay I can't cook so it's just basic pragmatism on my part really! A writer needs solitude for reverie and silence so they can listen to their thoughts.

Maybe the struggling writers should have they're own version of the Garrick Club!

AFFORDABLE DIAMONDS

Monday 10 March 2014

You all know I have an avid fascination (aka : a totally unrealistic penchant) with the sparkly things in this world, you might have picked that up whilst reading Moving Up On Manolo's.http://amzn.to/1qoLuPu But things may become more affordable for the lesser oligarchs of us, nahhhh you'd still know and 'synthetically compressed' HPHT has never been sung about in quite the same vigour!
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BRITAIN'S FIRST GOLD

Can't do it with full vision. This girl's amazing!
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SUNNY WEATHER AHEAD

Friday 7 March 2014

Grab a Happy Book and get in the garden and look at the Poppies sprouting up;)
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MAN FRIDAY - THE MAD HATTER

Who doesn't like a Happy man? Cool, sweet and loaded!!!

In September 2013 I saw Nile Rodgers perform his legendary backlog at Portmerion's Festival 6 and in a smallish tent. It was just one big Happy Disco... so privileged to be there.


FRIDAY'S SNIPPET ON WEDNESDAY?

Wednesday 5 March 2014

With Oscar fever over, how about stepping into the world at Cannes for less money than a virtual dress!?

 WHAT THE …
NO FUCKING WAY!
FUCK!
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

I’m not normally prone to outbursts of swearing but FU-UUUUCK!

Find out more (or at least why the books starts with such profanity) !...



 

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