GUDRUN - OUR LOVABLE SEX THERAPIST - My DisOrganised Life

Friday, 14 July 2017

‘Vel-kommen Eve. I zee you have been to shops. Very good.’

I immediately take a slug of port.

‘Vill you show me?’

Find the G-spot with Gudrun 

I hold out the bag expecting Gudrun to take it from me.
‘Vhy don’t you take it out and show me.’
My cheeks burn as I reach inside the bag and pull out the big black box. A pink ‘R’ and the words ‘RAMPANT RABBIT The Neon One’ glare at us. I hold up the box.
‘Vel done.’ Gudrun hands me a pair of scissors. 

5* Chicklit Review - MDL - Amazon.com

Sunday, 2 July 2017

Always a good way to start the month. Puts a zealous wind in our wordy wings #Book5
Thank you so much Michelle C from Amazon.com
xxx



Reviewers wanted - My Disorganised Life

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Downloaded the weekend's promo? Could we ask you to review your book?
When you have time, and when you've finished reading (of course.)
It would be great to hear what you all thought. Thanks.
Reviews matter, and we're in need of a few more...


REVIEW of MDL - Thanks to #NOVEL DELIGHTS (aka the lovely Kirsty)

Sunday, 25 June 2017

BIG IN JAPAN - 1st Place for My DisOrganised Life!

Friday, 23 June 2017

  • Very excited about this. Just love Japan, and if we're lost in translation please correct us!

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Thursday, 22 June 2017

The weather has made us barmy. Get our latest book free until Monday ONLY
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The yellow shorts man thoroughly recommends it!
Paperback version - yellow shorts man not included (on route to Glastonbury). Danish Director man included.

TUBBS OF COLNE - EATERY EXTRAORDINAIRE 5*s

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

If you're heading up the M6 to the land of Lancashire, be sure to stop off here and say hallo to my amazing ol' housemate from college days, (which was a few years back... cough) the incredible
'Mrs Jane KT' while ordering their most expensive wine of course!
https://www.facebook.com/Tubbsofcolne/?pnref=story
The Whyle has made it onto the wall. Very honoured to be there.
Such good hospitality up north... I'd order the whole menu, just delicious food and a cracking selection of whatever you fancy. Nom Nom
The North and South reunion @ Turners
The Blessing - Stats (yawn) revision is so much better with Miss K's selected wines.
The writing was in the stars

The lets swap clothes night

To my, my look how she's grown up! Congratulations Jane & Steve, amazing reviews (again!)

 

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