Clint Eastwood- What's with the chair???

Friday, 31 August 2012


This is Dr. Schnoozey,
Republicans call him anytime for therapy or handy hints for PR in presidential races!
He's a qualified Psychiatrist just look at his chair!

TOP-HATS to JULY or AUGUST

July was the busiest month for book sales, August is good everyone but we need to keep breaking targets and we have a 490 meter climb to finish today if that's to happen. A few reasons to recommend or gift the book (if you are purchasing from .com).
1) Makes HAPPY HAPPY all around.
2) Disillusion fly out of writers mind so she can concentrate of Book 3.
4) If growth continues, writer gives up rat race and write more because she can buy bread & WINE!
5) Share what you like yourself and giggle.
6) Has anyone got a 600 member strong book-club that's meeting next week, if so pls choose me xxx
7) We have 1 Day to beat July... Busy fingers please

Both versions have improved so GO GO GO, spread the news, (PLEASE) download while they're still cheaper than Mango's xxx Make AUGUST the biggest month then I can seriously let the butterflies in my stomach free xxxx

Polls USA - Brand new News

Well Fighting Love seems to have found a brand new audience stateside, I hope you all enjoy and thanks for the boost in sales Uncle Sam xxx Looks like rank reaching is getting busy across the pond.

  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #12,357 Paid in Kindle Store 




USA BACK IN THE ROOM:)

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Howdee Statesiders,

How you all doing? Thanks for contributing to the 10,000 meters race. I can see you've been busy too!
Moving Up starts moving again... thank goodness thought I had to change the title of the books!
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,737 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Fighting Love leaps up the charts in the good ol' USA
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #13,061 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

Usain Bolts past 10,000m

It's official the books have made it through the barrier and if I may say so - in the style of Usian Bolt- just glorious with an extra 61 seconds on top.
10,061 sold books
A BIG, HUGE, COLOSSAL, MONUMENTAL THANKS TO YOU ALL xxx Same again for September? Brilliant, knew you would be on board for blue sky floating :)

Pinnacle of Publishing- only 105 to go

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Nearly, nearly, nearly.... I know there was a "spatch" of non downloading as MUOM was updated
and look what happened after that...   BACK AT No 14:)  WHOOP! Check out improved version.
So Close to the 10.000 now and I'm not talking about fish and wine, although the latter might come into play when I see that figure Zoooom Past later today

WOMENS FICTION CHARTS-STAYING POWER:)

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Haven't done a ranking post for a while,  (know they only really excite me and my discernible readers!)
But when waiting for the big 10.000 to hit which will I hope is today:) I would like to thank my readers for keeping me in the Top # 20 in woman's fiction for over 2 months.
YES... OVER 2 MONTHS!!!! UNBELIEVABLE
We have an achievement to celebrate... and it's good to celebrate on a weekday too xxx  M.U.OManolo's is a hit! All thanks to you

Alien Art Discovered

Definitely worth a trip to the Tate!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19357951

AMAZON-COUNTDOWN only 187 TO GO

Click that BUY button on Amazon, we could easily do it today xxx

Well Done Tonya Kappes! BRAVO xxx

Monday, 27 August 2012





Readers! Eight award winners in the 2012 eFestival of Words "Best of the Independent eBook Awards" have grouped together to offer you an amazing opportunity. They've reduced the prices of their award-winning novels to 99 cents for August 27 and 28th!

Whether you like to read mysteries, romance, horror, young adult, women's fiction, or fantasy, this group has it. Are you a writer yourself? Do you want to learn all about digitally publishing your next masterpiece? They've got you covered there too.

Get all eight award-winning ebooks for the price of one single paperback!

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Award Winners

Best Mystery/Suspense: Dead is the New Black by Christine DeMaio-Rice
Best Non-Fiction: DIY/Self-Help: Let's Get Digital by David Gaughran
Best Horror: 61 A.D. by David McAfee
Best Romance: Deadly Obsession by Kristine Cayne
Best Young Adult: The Book of Lost Souls by Michelle Muto
Best Fantasy/Urban Fantasy and Best NovelThe Black God's War by Moses Siregar III
Best Chick Lit/Women's LitCarpe Bead'em by Tonya Kappes
Award for Best Twist ("I've Been Shyamalaned"): The Survival of Thomas Ford by John A.A. Logan

327 then lift off

Enjoy the bank Holiday UK readers xxx

Count Down

Sunday, 26 August 2012

382 to go:) then we hit it that 10.000 thanks everyone xxxxx

Neil Armstrong-Our Brilliant Moon Man:(

Our fascination just goes on thanks to inspirational people... It's still so very cool to say you're an astronaut, what a job description.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19332091

Harry's Shenanigans;) Fighting Love?

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Really citizens of the world get over it. He is not naked merely without clothes... Big News we all do that!!!

The Way I Loved You - a song for Fighting Love

But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain. And it's 2am and I'm cursing your name.You're so in love that you act insane. And that's the way I loved you. Breakin' down and coming undone. It's a roller coaster kinda rush. And I never knew I could feel that much... 

Have you heard Taylor Swift's song, 'The Way I loved You" ?

Sounds like it could be written for Harry.

Ever met two men, one is charming and seems perfect but you feel nothing. Yet the guy who irritates the hell out of you is the one you should be with.  

Fighting Love

    Morning Glory for Moving Up On Manolos

    Had a little peruse on the old rankings. Moving up is doing exactly that.

    ANGRY BIRDS AIMING FOR NEW AUDIENCE

    Friday, 24 August 2012

    Now I think scientists have a compulsory aim; Tetris for tigers; Pacman for puffins; Space Invaders for Spotted Fox; Little Big Planet for the panda's perhaps?
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19368532

    Ready to party with Kristin Wigg

    I think Bridesmaid's is a hilarious film even though in parts it did gross me out (calls of nature in the street - really! Do we need to see that!!) Kristin Wigg is brilliant though in fact all the women in the film were brilliant.




    The Downloading of the 10.000!

    Afternoon all, did you know we're going to have a rainy weekend? Good time to download the glamour metamorphosis of clumsy Jane or the feisty Harry's love struggles ;)
    Escape into their worlds, its good fun and easy reading.  Missing 665 book sales to make that 5 figure sales total... will keep you posted if the tea or the champagne come out!

    MOMENTOUS 10.000....SO CLOSE NOW

    Thursday, 23 August 2012

    I just need another 800 sales to make the milestone of publishing. ANY TAKERS???  Go on spam your friends and make a girls weekend:) Pretty please.
    GIFT THE BOOKS
    RECOMMEND
    BUY ANOTHER COPY?!
    Help the struggling writer...PURLEEASE with beckhams pants on.

    Beckham Bootylicious!

    Makes me want to wear men's underwear! Wish he'd jump onboard my marketing plan;)
    http://www.hm.com/gb/product/98341?article=98341-C

    LONGEST SENTENCE 'conundrum' ANSWERED BY THE LEADING AUTHORITY ON THE NET!

    Wednesday, 22 August 2012

    This is just a post, nothing meant by it... well not a lot... a little perhaps... oh hello there critics;)
    An innocent post about the freedom and fluidity of the English language or the anti-constraint of the most permeable language around!!!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_English_sentence

    AMERICA- WE LOVE YOU xxx

    FIGHTING LOVE... What's happening stateside? Can I come to the party .COMMER'S?



    GOOD MORNING AMERICA! & THANK-YOU MA'AM

    FIGHTING LOVE JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER... PROOF READ BY 3 MUSKETEERS...MY ETERNAL THANKS xxxx

    AMAZON'S RISING STAR

    Woohoo !!!! Fighting Loves new updated version is flying up the ranks...THANKS SO MUCH, WHAT A POSITIVE TO START WEDNESDAY WITH xxxxx LOTS OF SQUISHY HUGS TO YOU ALL

    AMAZON CAMPAIGN... MARKETING GIG - And we're back in the Room

    GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! Finally I've been put into an Amazon campaign, WOW! Big news for little me. (Don't even know how that happens!!!)
    I wonder, I hope, I'll keep my fingers crossed over the keyboard and Maurice McBook on charge how sales will go today? Up the only way is UP!!! (please oh people of Amazon's Marketing)



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    Love Twitter and my followers xxx

    Tuesday, 21 August 2012

    Such a nice way to twitter, thanks Kelly, and thanks for starting Fighting Love with MUOM barely rested xxx You're what makes me do what I do xxx
     Hi, have just read moving on up and I thought it was great. Flowed well and got me addicted in the first chapter! Thanks Kx

    Calling All Jedi's - TOP RANK IN SIGHTS!

    Monday, 20 August 2012

    I stumbled upon this little article, makes interesting reading on many levels.
    Do I see that TOP 100 - TOP 10 ??  (In my erratic humid dreamscape perhaps)... OH I need the force Yoda! The force is strong in this one.... calling all e-Lady Jedi's xxx We really have to accessorise those robes!
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148146

    Google Maps MARS!!!

    Take a few minutes to play with this, it transports you into a mini google-Mars- map. Just fun to keep abreast of day to day things on Mars! As well as facebook;) I'm looking forward to the "Kryptonite" Roving Curiosity mapping the Sun! Such pretty colours and a slide down lava rivers will never be dull from a space cam! The ever changing landscape of our Universe... Boggling
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19296006

    UPDATE AMAZON-Fighting Love's Revamp!!!!

    To all of you who've bought Fighting Love, there is an improved version to download.
    I've added a new bit at the end. You can ask Amazon for an update if they haven't already sent it to you, I believe they will so hold on for a while. Think they're processing now to see if they will automatically send it to you (believe that's how it works.)
    But keep your eyes peeled and I'll let you know which way they go automated or request wise xxxx

    EPILOGUE
    I wake bolting upright, my body clammy.
    Through the mosquito.....   download or update to get the rest! 

    MERCI, GRACIAS, DANKE, TAK & THANKS

    Slip, Sliding away on Water-Temporary Heat Wave

    After a nail biting couple of days falling behind the #300 mark, finally going back up...PHEW
    Thanks All, I got most disheartened. My mind can get back to third book without worrying about 1+2

    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #256 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

    NASA-Personality Chip Possibility?

    Saturday, 18 August 2012

    Is this our new Robby the Robot? I hope after the Zap he comes out with a witty dry remark, then I will so enjoy this space-age. Just keep Robby away from Hal!
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19302886

    Just need to see Twiki land on Mars for a Saturday Night blow out and my day is complete;)  Nasa can you create the personality chip now? The footage would get so many likes, hits and tweets...tweedle tweedle and research money from the Ladies!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjNlyWxwCac

    Kamikaze Thunderbugs

    I'm trying to write, just so I can bombard you with 3 sets of ranking reports each day instead of 2!!! But crikey the amount of Thunderbugs ending up squished in sun-lotioned arm hair is distracting! I'm a keen animal lover and support all life is equal, but these guys are Kamikaze nutters and they do not add to a scouse brow in an orderly fashion. Going to jump in water somewhere!
    Now if they get synchronised, work on their formation techniques, eyebrow pencils may become obsolete:) Harmony of Life suggestion!
    (Spiders are encroaching on Maurice McBook, they can just hang though!)
    Terrible joke but I am kinda sniggering;)

    Bikini Weather Today--Scorchio 43 C's in the Sun!

    Leisurely waking up, 2 cups of writers coffee (strong), sun tan lotion(high spf), bikini on, towels down, computer shaded, writing begins... Hope you all have your beach books at the ready:) Enjoy, cool down with a pool; sea or PIMMS!

    AMAZON.COM-Ranks

    Friday, 17 August 2012

    Saying that though, Fighting Love's shifting up the .COM ranks

    The 300 Gerard About?

    I said I liked the film not the blooming ranking! Moving Up On Manolo's is a paradoxical title if this keeps happening;) Beach...Book...BUY!

    From Porn to Prawns!

    That was my experience of Chinese whispers the other day! Has everyone got Shades O.G. on their minds?
    Please join the chick-lit books and have a breather between SOG books;) Maybe my stories will get you palpitating and tepidly hot under the collar (here's hoping). Suggestion can often be better than un-milled repetitive descriptive. My heroines are based on real women! (meoww) Ok she's done an amazing job, of course all of us authors are envious... Well done E.L:)  Success is what its all about xxx

    PERFECT BEACH BOOKS;)

    It's going to be glorious this weekend, why not grab a little me time; pack your kindle---laptop---Ipad---phone--- download Kindle app, download (you know what!) and head straight to the beach with one of my books. PURLEASEEE
    Fighting Love has an extra addition---GO---BUY---FIND OUT!

    DNA - Other Handy Uses

    Well I'm glad science is jumping in on the action, to think when I finish my life's work it could all be stored on a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm of stamp!
    I feel like an I-pod waiting to be an I-stamp in a micro-world that's concision is multiplying at a rate not known to mankind!
    Science is cool. Just think your whole library travels with you. But the weight restrictions on travel are not overcome as you'll probably need a very large magnifying glass ;)
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/16/book-written-dna-code

    Bill Clinton Surprises on a Friday

    In our fast paced world Dating can be the most difficult of things but these guys and gals have it even tougher! Read on readers!!! Bill Clinton was a surprise fact
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18833471

    LIVE-FIGHTING LOVE- NEW VERSION

    Hello Lovely Readers and Purchases of Fighting Love,
    Please get in contact with  kdp-support@amazon.com 
    to receive the all new, proof-read version of Fighting Love. There's a little extra bit at the end too!
    It's been through 3-sets of eyes now and is much better. (But we are still human!)
    Let me take the opportunity to say a BIG THANK YOU to HAZEL
    for all her selfless help, she made me revisit Harry's world and had great input.
    HAZEL IS A STAR xxx
     I don't know if you can say this about your own book but I thoroughly enjoyed re-reading it and finished it yesterday in 4 hours. That's a record for me, all right I have a little something invested in it but it was great fun and I'm confident you (my spell fairy commentators) will get much more out of it second time around. Let me know I'm curious xxx Enjoy and we all thank Hazel and the other four eyes (you know who you are!)

    TOP 10 on Kindle - Usain Bolt-ness Required!

    Thursday, 16 August 2012

    I'm told when you get into the TOP # 10 on Kindle's rankings the books market themselves and blogging takes a back seat... So calling all Usian Bolt fans, it's only ca. 190 meters no sweat or bother for my sprinter readers! (You may recall the sports metaphors don't stop until that happens.)
    Unless you're all enjoying the blogs then I vow to do both. My decrepit MacBook will be replaced with one that has complete cover at least, although the sellotape holding its dignity together has become a dear friend of mine!
    Oh yes writers incur wear and tear on their inventory too or am I just being too heavy handed with adjectives?!  Maurice McBook is in serious need of fillers. Then I can safely write wherever I am and keep you all up-to-date on what boogles my mind on a day to day basis---which is pretty much everything, so no shortage of material there or for the books! Plus you'll get more books if I can give up the rat race and they'll be proof read before they go up;)
    Come now it's the deal of the century. Join the cause fellow book lovers and jump on board with all your marketing, recommendation finesse and sassy might. BOOK 3 NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW xxx

    Now I know shades of shady stuff sells more than 1 a minute and sales of various items have sky rocketed, so I assure you Mr Blahnik and wine sellers everywhere your sells will also follow the same trend; that includes; Harry Winston; DVF; Mui Mui; Chloe and Marlene Birger...now get on with it and fight your corner don't let SOG eclipse the frenzy. I'm the maker of trends;)
    (yes the last bits tongue in cheek)
    BTW Vivienne Westwood I'd love a custom designed VaVaVoom dress.
    Is that's what's called an appeal? I hope so xxx have a great evening everyone :)






    Hotel Du Cap - C'mon France!

    Now I've been following which countries follows my blogs worldwide and this week France, Brazil and Australia have been getting friendly. Germany remains a lovely constant therefore books are selling there. But France you always online and nothings sold in amazon.fr.... are you all buying from .com?
    After countless mentions of French fashion, cuisine and dare I say more French-ness is coming up in book 3... get that loose change of Euro's out of the dusty poches and get into the gang of not only blog readers but book readership too! We salute French gorgeousness with grace:)  You'll enjoy the references with pride!

    http://www.hotel-du-cap-eden-roc.com/eng/welcome/

    Glorious Team GB- Morning Glory

    Moving Up's Moving Up Again:)

    And so is F.L!
    Average Customer Review: 
    The medal Table is looking good, but where are you USA?

    CURIOSITY- Scientific Observations Find = Evolution

    Wednesday, 15 August 2012

    Is it just me but has anyone else noticed Docs, Profs and general Scientistic Peeps familiarising themselves with good hair days and grooming products?
    Brian Cox and now this guy... could it be a fusion of worlds happening right in front of our noses?  I put myself up for a "Noble" for discovering this phenomenon and publishing my research online! It's taken me Eons to look at stuff! I have charts, previous civilisation photographic evidence too, watching Open University (70's) and "Sky at Night." My findings are correct and accounted for (just not in Binary)
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19263661

    Romancing the Toes!

    When a pedicure lasts longer than a romance, either get your frustrations out and vented over social media, friends, copious amounts of cocktails or congratulate the nail varnish company's long lasting double strength colour range!
    Go into "Get Lashed" on South Molten Street. More reliable than a man and a far bigger variety to choose from - on a shelf instantly available!!! Oooo... feel an idea coming on here. Must stop get back to the chapters of ??? (3rd book)  Pick n' Mix approach to the dating world?

    The Paralympics 1st Gold?

    When the Olympics included the arts due to a post war economics hangover, maybe we should all consider this young man as a more than worthy opponent, it's totally amazing.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-19179499
    Altogether an inspirational year for UK :)
    Nicholas for a medal.

    Statistics Overload-Paradox Blog Post !!!

    Tuesday, 14 August 2012

    Unbelievable in 23 years! I know Amazon are waiting for you all to overload my book at the same rate as tweets;)
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/9742180.stm

    Wunderbar Deutschland

    DANKE!!! Und einen guten Tag euch allen xxx

    Life of Pi-Comes to Life!

    This is a brilliant book, check it out before you watch the film. Of course if you download and buy it you might as well spend less than £ 1.60 on another 2 other books! Or $ 1.98;)
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19253773
    MUOM
    Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #253 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

    Google's Doodles- Cyber art in the moment

    Monday, 13 August 2012

    Like many of you I google each day and yes we do use 'google' as a verb now. Check out this article, makes interesting reading about what goes into the 'google doodle.'  Art is all around us;) It's a bit of pixels worship day:)
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19192660

    Olympic Stadium- Biggest Disco On Earth + fledgling Dancer Boris!

    The pixels also get triple gold from me and so do the lighting Technicians, the place is amazing.
    We've seen so many fantastic achievements but the artistry and vision behind the spectacle surely does leave one gob-smacked and amazed. Everything from start to finish was a celebration of unity, peace and will power. It's been an unbelievable year in UK and to top it all, that glimpse of what I can now officially call "BORIS DANCING v MORRIS DANCING" Vote now please... like this post or re-tweet for BORIS and his eccentric ways, love him or loathe him, character comes in many forms!!!

    I won't give up on the sports metaphors as yet, haven't got down to the # 100, close at #120.
     

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