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Wednesday 30 March 2016

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FREE RANGE GOOD FRIDAY

Friday 25 March 2016

It doesn't get any freer than this. Free to roam at will.
Meet Lamby (yet to be named) and I think Mathilda stole some food!




WEATHER is SKYWARDS - Organise your DisOrganised

Sunday 20 March 2016

Something for the weekend sir? Good to see, winds are southernly, lending to favourable reviews.
Tad frosty at first, but all revealed in the Eve-ning Sun!
Average Customer Review: 

AMAZON BEST BUYS - 5*REVIEW

on 18 March 2016
Wow what a read, from the moment I started this book I could not put it down, have now started reading 
the other Nina Whyle books and can't wait to complete them all, 
will be looking forward to the next book hopefully soon, don't keep us waiting too long!!!

Average Customer Review: 

WEDDING SEASON OUTFITS- SELFRIDGES

Friday 18 March 2016

Gotta love Selfridges not-so-junk-mails.

I have a thing about all in ones, can't shake it no matter how much I try. I am totally loving these jumpsuits!



And because I'll always be a dungarees girl from the country - and I will need something for the breakfast party, I've got my beady eyes on a pair of Maje dungarees from my favourite online store, Netaporter.


WRITERS BLOCK - REMEDY

Thursday 17 March 2016

If you've ever had one of those days where the flow ebbs into ...... a big fat 0
Here's a solution, whatever word you can make with the first spoonful must go in the next line!
Well it reboots something in the brain!

INFATUATED WITH NODDY

Friday 11 March 2016

Seems like Noddy has cast his time - colour spell!


The Dress, the phone and the small car (both pics)!

Dagenham 5182 the lady of the house speaking!

Don't forget When Life Goes Pop
is still a reduced price - all of March






MANOLOS - 4* Review

Still loving great reviews for our first baby:)
Crikey me laptop screen is psychedelic !

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN's DAY? MAN's DAY? OTTER DAY? How about PEOPLE of the World Day?

Tuesday 8 March 2016

Granted there's a lot more fuss surrounding international Women's day, and I tend to agree with Ricky Gervais http://on.mash.to/1LbXHVA - but you have to remember women have been fighting for equal rights for centuries, putting their lives on the line to just vote http://bit.ly/1ThUnKW. So yeah, we love you men people persons, but you've always had the power, we're climbing with the wrong shoes on, as usual!

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 In the western hemisphere we're fighting for equal pay, or being judged by our boobs rather than our brains and the frightening aspect is, now many young women are reverting back to the hooker look and trashing the last two centuries of women fighting against being treated like objects, like property! It's lovely to be beautiful but do yourselves a favour ladies and get out of the gutter. Ladies are just that, ladies! By jove show some hair too!


You don't have to parade in a thong to write music and you certainly don't have to make a sex tape to make it in Hollywood. Money is not all important, don't let it become so. Dignify yourself and rise above what is being demolished in our current social media world, it fuels human trafficking. Women are not objects, they are people just like men. Progression is equality, regression is what you see on TV and cheap gossip magazines.

Take a moment for those women around the world who still do not even have the right over their own bodies or lives. We're so privileged to have an education, to be able to have square meals and one more thing, the most prevalent of all, we have CHOICE. You have choice, please don't degrade it by getting your boobs done so you can take a selfie with over-pumped lips, this has nothing to do with femininity. Pride is being yourself. Bravery doesn't come from a GGG cup size.


In other words, don't drag the women's movement back to the stone age girls! You know where those regimes are operating, buy a ticket? Hmmm... not so nice, not clever. Do something for a woman today who needs opportunity, or just a belief to do better.

We are all beautiful and we don't need a male plastic surgeon to make us!
On a lighter note...
Love Nigella! She eats.


...& don't get me started on Kardashians... 



HOW TO TRAIN YOUR MOTHER - The Complicated Truth(Truce)

Sunday 6 March 2016

1. Agree with her sometimes, but don't look her in the eyes - look far away out the window, use a mirror if it's scary.
2. Answer every other phone call, then call her incessantly at 9pm Sunday if you need the next week off!
3. Refuse to discuss next years Christmas arrangements just after Christmas Dinner is served.
4. Never make any of her signature dishes - EVER!
5. Do introduce her to technology, however painful.
6. After 5's fruition, explain instant messaging does not mean instant replying, so the 1st message doesn't need 5 follow-ups about 1-2-3-4-5.
7. After introduction of messaging - fake own death, no doubt your mother will replace the memory space on her phone with terrible photos of the scraggy cat.
8. Agree to do something you would never agree to - your Mum is the best Marketing weapon - automatic ego transferral. You have a new book to promote!
9. Cook her dinner, open season has begun, make sure Yorkshire puddings do not turn out well, bake in a cello of a dish.
10. Enjoy your next cooked Sunday Roast;) No ones is as good as Mums!

5*REVIEWS CHICKLIT - MDL

I love the smell of nice reviews in the morning!



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Friday 4 March 2016


AT WATERSTONES -My DisOrganised Life


MANOLOS UP AGAIN





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Thursday 3 March 2016


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Wednesday 2 March 2016

BUMBLING ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE

Tuesday 1 March 2016

All my favourites:) this is the Whyle of Nina Whyle.

When life is so busy and your partner picks you up a surprise after leaving this morning at 5am for a hard days graft, you must see how important hair control is in all of our lives!

C'mon Bumble and Bumble take my phone calls! We could product place better than Omega in James Bond - i.e. real life, real hair!
Oh, Nina & I would love to talk to Liberty's too;) champagne tastes beer pockets!



DE-TRUMPING

Is arrogant, deluded, ignoramus a bookable crime yet?
Well done John Oliver

TAKE MUM OUT? Mothers Day Ideas

With Mothers day looming, what exactly would you take from that sentence?

A common theme in our books is the overbearing mother, just because they can be; even though are own mothers are nothing like the mother's in our books.
What I get from that sentence is this....  okay with the rest of you?
Harks back to the comma incident:)


Or perhaps, I'll stick to this for Mothers Day, because she won't be on the high street, Rambo's taking her out!

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3 is the magic number


 

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