Revisiting annoying characters

Tuesday, 19 September 2017

When Life Goes Pop is the third book we wrote together. Several characters from the previous books make a reappearance in this book, including the awful Kimberly Roberts.  She deserves a book in her own right if she wasn't so irritatingly self-obsessed. I fear readers would hate her too much to read on. Kimberly also shows up in book four, My Disorganised Life

Book extract.
NEW FEARS FOR KIMBERLY ROBERTS when it was widely reported that Alex Canty has sought a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend In recent months Kimberly seemed healthier, happier, after her stint at the Betty Ford Clinic. After a few traumatic years her life seemed to be finally on the up. Sadly, Grazia has learned that she is still struggling to come to terms with the fact that her relationship with Alex Canty is over.



The less Poppy has to do with Kimberly the better besides she's got her own problems, an unplanned pregnancy - and for the love of a patchy memory, who's the heck is the daddy?


I often wonder if readers are offended with the use of swear words in fiction and perhaps finding it at the beginning of a novel would turn them off. It felt natural and necessary that Poppy would curse here, she certainly hadn't planned on getting pregnant and to her defence she was in a state of shock. 



As writers we believe that the use of profanity in speech or writing is effective when used sparingly.




KICK-ASS FEMALE - doing it for themselves

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Fighting Love is the second book we wrote together and to think we now have four books - five - when our latest offering is published or self-published. I am so very proud at how far we've come together. 

Even though we've been through our own personal ups and downs, there's never been a moment when we wanted to stop writing together. We share a passion and a vision and when we doubt ourselves we know how to hold one another other up. So big up to my writing partner, WHYLE-Y SMILE-Y

If you are new to Nina Whyle, perhaps you'll like the sound of, Fighting Love.

Harriet is a one-woman fighting force and certainly not about to succumb to the charms of A-list actor, Alex Canty.



Some words from Fighting Love.


BARCELONA IS FANTASTIC - ART, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION and SPANISH :)

Friday, 18 August 2017

You may have seen our many posts about terrorist attacks on innocent people and freedom, so we'll make this one short.

Just love Barcelona
Extremism is ignorance.
Ignorance is not power.
Power is tolerance and acceptance.


Amazing place

Now really someone debunk that squatter in the WhiteHouse, he's not helping anything or anybody, he is also extreme. All of you just F-off and fight amongst yourselves, the rest of the world is not interested in your demented rhetoric.
We love Barcelona, and are thinking of you all.


5* Chicklit Review - My DisOrganised Life

Monday, 7 August 2017


5.0 out of 5 stars Love Love - cringe but only because your toes are ...6 Aug. 2017
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This review is from: My DisOrganised Life: Sometimes things have to go really wrong before they can go right (Kindle Edition)
Love Love - cringe but only because your toes are literally curling for this poor character and you are totally empathising with her in this new modern world we all face. A great read brilliantly written can't wait to read the next novel from this fab author!
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Miss Bailey you've made our day :) Thank you so much for the review

The Little Yellow Book's Adventures - Part 3

Friday, 4 August 2017


The Little Yellow Book had a busy day
                                                        So wandered down all the stairs.


By the last step Chapter 1 was really Thirsty...


'A pretty little cocktail with a yellow primrose would suit me now,' the Little Yellow Book thought to itself. And then to it's delight.... 'how delicious, they read my mind and some pages. All these flowers just for me'? The Little Yellow Book fluttered it's pages. I love this place and all the pretty things.

A luxury menu - Divine
The Little Yellow Book was tired all the way up to Chapter 9, what an exciting day. All to do now was to order some squashiness.
It was then Chapter 10 woke up and took out the new manuscript....
 'Shaken not stirred,' bellowed Book 5 clambering to get out of the bag, 'you can't go to sleep now we haven't got an agent for me yet'!

But The Little Yellow Book fell fast asleep as Book 5 went on the rampage.
Book 5 went "Danny Torrence"
Found a tricycle and peddled back like Trump's press team.

The first manuscript (Bk5) said
'Show my the way to the next Whiskey Bar, don't ask why.'

Book 5 edited itself that night!


The Adventures of The Little Yellow Book - Part 2


The Little Yellow Book learnt all about stones and water


 Bus rail, goes with the colour scheme!
+  surprise fact Nicholas Cage lives somewhere round here... I hope he wears a bonnet too

The Little Yellow Book looked small on the Georgian Window

The Adventures of the Little Yellow Book


Where am I?
It started on a train...

So naturally got peckish for some yummy Greek food



We thought to take a brolly or 2, as it is English Summer after all!
Our writing heroine also seasoned here.
Ladies with Bonnets, awaiting carriages...

GUDRUN - OUR LOVABLE SEX THERAPIST - My DisOrganised Life

Friday, 14 July 2017


‘Vel-kommen Eve. I zee you have been to shops. Very good.’
I immediately take a slug of port.
‘Vill you show me?’
I hold out the bag expecting Gudrun to take it from me.
‘Vhy don’t you take it out and show me.’
My cheeks burn as I reach inside the bag and pull out the big black box. A pink ‘R’ and the words
‘RAMPANT RABBIT The Neon One’ glare at us. I hold up the box.
‘Vel done.’ Gudrun hands me a pair of scissors. 

Find the G-spot with Gudrun 


5* Chicklit Review - MDL - Amazon.com

Sunday, 2 July 2017

Always a good way to start the month. Puts a zealous wind in our wordy wings #Book5
Thank you so much Michelle C from Amazon.com
xxx



Reviewers wanted - My Disorganised Life

Wednesday, 28 June 2017



Did you download the weekend's promo? Could we ask you to review your book?
When you have time, and when you've finished reading (of course.) It would be great to hear what you all thought.
Thanks.
Reviews matter, and we're in need of a few more...

REVIEW of MDL - Thanks to #NOVEL DELIGHTS (aka the lovely Kirsty)

Sunday, 25 June 2017

BIG IN JAPAN - 1st Place for My DisOrganised Life!

Friday, 23 June 2017

  • Very excited about this. Just love Japan, and if we're lost in translation please correct us!

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Thursday, 22 June 2017

The weather has made us barmy. Get our latest book free until Monday ONLY
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The yellow shorts man thoroughly recommends it!
Paperback version - yellow shorts man not included (on route to Glastonbury). Danish Director man included.

TUBBS OF COLNE - EATERY EXTRAORDINAIRE 5*s

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

If you're heading up the M6 to the land of Lancashire, be sure to stop off here and say hallo to my amazing ol' housemate from college days, (which was a few years back... cough) the incredible
'Mrs Jane KT' while ordering their most expensive wine of course!
https://www.facebook.com/Tubbsofcolne/?pnref=story
The Whyle has made it onto the wall. Very honoured to be there.
Such good hospitality up north... I'd order the whole menu, just delicious food and a cracking selection of whatever you fancy. Nom Nom
The North and South reunion @ Turners
The Blessing - Stats (yawn) revision is so much better with Miss K's selected wines.
The writing was in the stars

The lets swap clothes night

To my, my look how she's grown up! Congratulations Jane & Steve, amazing reviews (again!)

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Monday, 19 June 2017








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Before the Flunicorn gets all the pizza!
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OBRIGADO BRAZIL

A little fiesta going on?
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Sunday, 18 June 2017

How many times do you have to tell them? Don't scrub the Oompa Loompa's!
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Thursday, 15 June 2017

The lovely lady Border Collies services can be appropriated by
1) Gruyere on Toast
2) Bounding wood walks
3) Sausage Treats

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Wednesday, 14 June 2017

With the world in tipsy topsy turmoil, oh yes it's the triple T's. We thought something nice would be in order, and focus on the positives. Women MP numbers have never been so good,
.... er.... anyway I'm sure something else good could be mentioned?!
NW's third Book is set in London (our brilliant and beloved multicultural city) and Cannes, with a multinational cast of characters.
Even the dog walkers are promoting!
Pop into Poppy's haphazard world and maybe you'll find the books of Nina Whyle creeping onto your
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Saturday, 10 June 2017

Sunny weekend read http://amzn.to/2s4nhGL
Forget about the week... hang up your shoes and don't get hung up about parliament!

LONDON-MANCHESTER & THE WORLD - LOVE, PEACE & HARMONY

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Our hearts go out to everyone who's been affected by the senseless, barbaric, and moronic acts of evil. It's been a very tearful few months.

There is no way to understand this depraved, mad ideology of hate.

Wish we could stick those individuals with the worst ideology since Hitler into a massive barrel and push them off the face of the earth. I'd happily make them a paper train of virgins to colour in on the way out... crayons included, wouldn't want them to get confused with the technicalities of pens in zero gravity.
Run this way - all extremists welcome 
'The monumentally stupid' 

Western civilisation stands for freedom, democracy, equality, human rights, human decency and good people, because good will always win. People made worthy sacrifices for those causes, for the greater good of all citizens of the world.

ONE LOVE MANCHESTER - Ariana Grande made the lights shine again for all those children. She was wonderful. The very cute little girl in the choir made us all melt. That is humanity. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40157619

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Friday, 2 June 2017

MOVING UP ON MANOLOS (A Romantic Comedy) Kindle Edition


No.1 IDIOT - The worldwide consensus is in - CLIMATE is GLOBAL you ignoramus!

Makes me wonder what kind of people voted for "that orange thing"?
An Orange thing who has no grasp on reality, he hasn't got a grasp on reading so how can he make decisions on a global level, oh yeah he hears a soundbite from TV and just does the opposite because of.... attention, is he 2? I don't like anything Obama did, meh meh meh cofevhi.


I mean how is it possible that no actual tangible sensible thought pinballs through that thick skull? Is it made of Nonsense? Mush? Narcissistic constant twitter feed? Powered by COAL? Even the ball is trying to find it's way out of the tightly meshed Labrador hair net. Melania Trump you know what you have to do... go on for the world's survival. We'd respect you, and you would soon have friends, no permission needed. We've all made mistakes, yours is so easily rectifiable, his isn't.




 

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