GUDRUN - OUR LOVABLE SEX THERAPIST - My DisOrganised Life

Friday, 14 July 2017

‘Vel-kommen Eve. I zee you have been to shops. Very good.’

I immediately take a slug of port.

‘Vill you show me?’

Find the G-spot with Gudrun 

I hold out the bag expecting Gudrun to take it from me.
‘Vhy don’t you take it out and show me.’
My cheeks burn as I reach inside the bag and pull out the big black box. A pink ‘R’ and the words ‘RAMPANT RABBIT The Neon One’ glare at us. I hold up the box.
‘Vel done.’ Gudrun hands me a pair of scissors. 

5* Chicklit Review - MDL - Amazon.com

Sunday, 2 July 2017

Always a good way to start the month. Puts a zealous wind in our wordy wings #Book5
Thank you so much Michelle C from Amazon.com
xxx



Reviewers wanted - My Disorganised Life

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Downloaded the weekend's promo? Could we ask you to review your book?
When you have time, and when you've finished reading (of course.)
It would be great to hear what you all thought. Thanks.
Reviews matter, and we're in need of a few more...


REVIEW of MDL - Thanks to #NOVEL DELIGHTS (aka the lovely Kirsty)

Sunday, 25 June 2017

BIG IN JAPAN - 1st Place for My DisOrganised Life!

Friday, 23 June 2017

  • Very excited about this. Just love Japan, and if we're lost in translation please correct us!

FREE DOWNLOAD FROM TODAY - My DisOrganised Life

Thursday, 22 June 2017

The weather has made us barmy. Get our latest book free until Monday ONLY
http://amzn.to/2twfcsQ
The yellow shorts man thoroughly recommends it!
Paperback version - yellow shorts man not included (on route to Glastonbury). Danish Director man included.

TUBBS OF COLNE - EATERY EXTRAORDINAIRE 5*s

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

If you're heading up the M6 to the land of Lancashire, be sure to stop off here and say hallo to my amazing ol' housemate from college days, (which was a few years back... cough) the incredible
'Mrs Jane KT' while ordering their most expensive wine of course!
https://www.facebook.com/Tubbsofcolne/?pnref=story
The Whyle has made it onto the wall. Very honoured to be there.
Such good hospitality up north... I'd order the whole menu, just delicious food and a cracking selection of whatever you fancy. Nom Nom
The North and South reunion @ Turners
The Blessing - Stats (yawn) revision is so much better with Miss K's selected wines.
The writing was in the stars

The lets swap clothes night

To my, my look how she's grown up! Congratulations Jane & Steve, amazing reviews (again!)

LAST CHANCE #FREEBIE#CHICKLIT

Monday, 19 June 2017








LAST DAY#FREE #CHICKLIT for Summer

Before the Flunicorn gets all the pizza!
http://amzn.to/2rv7nC8



OBRIGADO BRAZIL

A little fiesta going on?
#79 em Loja Kindle > eBooks Kindle > Inglês e Outras Línguas > eBooks em inglês > Romance


OOMPA LOOMPA's - CHICKLIT#FREEBOOK#BESTSELLER#BOOK

Sunday, 18 June 2017

How many times do you have to tell them? Don't scrub the Oompa Loompa's!
http://amzn.to/2rrZL3t

FREE CHICKLIT E-BOOK - Advertised by The Guinness and Scrumpy Co.

Thursday, 15 June 2017

The lovely lady Border Collies services can be appropriated by
1) Gruyere on Toast
2) Bounding wood walks
3) Sausage Treats

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"Now this is a rom-com written with style. It is clear from the very start that the author is both intelligent and has a wicked personality and this all comes across perfectly in the very likeable protagonist, PoppyA fun chick lit novel about naughty sex, true friendship, and finding love in unexpected places."
BestChickLit.com
"Now this is a rom-com written with style. It is clear from the very start that the author is both intelligent and has a wicked personality and this all comes across perfectly in the very likeable protagonist, Poppy.  A fun chick lit novel about naughty sex, true friendship, and finding love in unexpected places."


FREE CHICKLIT BOOK AMAZON - WHEN LIFE GOES POP - 5 days only from tomorrow

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

With the world in tipsy topsy turmoil, oh yes it's the triple T's. We thought something nice would be in order, and focus on the positives. Women MP numbers have never been so good,
.... er.... anyway I'm sure something else good could be mentioned?!
NW's third Book is set in London (our brilliant and beloved multicultural city) and Cannes, with a multinational cast of characters.
Even the dog walkers are promoting!
Pop into Poppy's haphazard world and maybe you'll find the books of Nina Whyle creeping onto your
e-bookshelf.
http://amzn.to/2s4nhGL




















NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE LENDING LIBRARY - "When Life Goes Pop"

Saturday, 10 June 2017

Sunny weekend read http://amzn.to/2s4nhGL
Forget about the week... hang up your shoes and don't get hung up about parliament!

LONDON-MANCHESTER & THE WORLD - LOVE, PEACE & HARMONY

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Our hearts go out to everyone who's been affected by the senseless, barbaric, and moronic acts of evil. It's been a very tearful few months.

There is no way to understand this depraved, mad ideology of hate.

Wish we could stick those individuals with the worst ideology since Hitler into a massive barrel and push them off the face of the earth. I'd happily make them a paper train of virgins to colour in on the way out... crayons included, wouldn't want them to get confused with the technicalities of pens in zero gravity.
Run this way - all extremists welcome 
'The monumentally stupid' 

Western civilisation stands for freedom, democracy, equality, human rights, human decency and good people, because good will always win. People made worthy sacrifices for those causes, for the greater good of all citizens of the world.

ONE LOVE MANCHESTER - Ariana Grande made the lights shine again for all those children. She was wonderful. The very cute little girl in the choir made us all melt. That is humanity. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40157619

CHICKLIT#FREEBOOK#FRIDAY#BESTSELLER#MANOLOS#BOOK#DISCOUNT

Friday, 2 June 2017

MOVING UP ON MANOLOS (A Romantic Comedy) Kindle Edition


No.1 IDIOT - The worldwide consensus is in - CLIMATE is GLOBAL you ignoramus!

Makes me wonder what kind of people voted for "that orange thing"?
An Orange thing who has no grasp on reality, he hasn't got a grasp on reading so how can he make decisions on a global level, oh yeah he hears a soundbite from TV and just does the opposite because of.... attention, is he 2? I don't like anything Obama did, meh meh meh cofevhi.


I mean how is it possible that no actual tangible sensible thought pinballs through that thick skull? Is it made of Nonsense? Mush? Narcissistic constant twitter feed? Powered by COAL? Even the ball is trying to find it's way out of the tightly meshed Labrador hair net. Melania Trump you know what you have to do... go on for the world's survival. We'd respect you, and you would soon have friends, no permission needed. We've all made mistakes, yours is so easily rectifiable, his isn't.




*PROMOTION* MANOLOS FREE THIS FRIDAY on AMAZON

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Get that Friday feeling going. To celebrate the beginning of summer we're giving you all a chance to download our bestseller Moving Up on Manolo's for Free tomorrow and a chance to download Fighting Love and When Life Goes Pop for a reduced price in June. A mere 0.99p
Let the bulk buying commence, that's only £1.98 for 3 books! (tomorrow)
http://amzn.to/2srqUDz
I didn't have a trolley to hand:)

MANOLO'S for £0.99 - promotion tour that moves up!

Monday, 29 May 2017

The kind Company that said yes to us xxx
A little play on the title can't hurt;)
Remember No.1 Book?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/MOVING-UP-MANOLOS-Romantic-Comedy-ebook/dp/B005H86SH4/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8




#TOP REVIEW from a TOP REVIEWER - My DisOrganised Life

Friday, 26 May 2017

Many thanks Gilbster xxx
TOP 500 REVIEWERon 24 May 2017
Light hearted, a bit zany and chaotic and definitely fun.
For the full review click the link
Kick back in the sunshine and have a read this weekend


GOOD MORNING CANADA - Carry On Reading!

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Road to Nowhere - Writers Paradise

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Every writers dream spot... where limits have no place
(apart from the sheer and definite drop off to the Atlantic Ocean)... but that's just nitpicking. Stay safe in rubber birkenstocks!

VOLCANO BREAD - Bimbo?

Pan de Horne no less... talk about pigeon holing!
I'm sure the packaging would confuse them though.



CACTUS CHALLENGE - FROM A VOLCANO

Sunday, 14 May 2017

Hairy Dinkles in various states
Prickly sort

Cacti sure are phallic..... observations of today from NW!

And ones that just want to hug you!?

5*Reviews for MDL -:)

AGENT WANTED - Literally Literary!

Thursday, 11 May 2017

With Book 5 ready to go, we're in need of the tracking skills of David Attenborough to find the perfect agent! If you like to sit with an espionage cushion pinned with humour and a basket full of strong female characters... feel free to contact us.
We shall meet you at noon at the 3rd. bench under the masonic lamp on the embankment with pink dahlias of sales stats, holding a copy of "The world without Trump according to the unrash"
If Earls can use the word unrash we can too!
http://amzn.to/2quBRXU

THE NINA WHYLE CUP - Berkshire Music & Arts 2017 - Thanks Hazel xxx

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

We do love to support the arts, so we sponsored a writers cup this year. Thank goodness I bumped into Hazel this morning who sent us these pics eons ago.
Congratulations to Dick :) Winner


HAPPY EASTER FROM WALES & The Easter Chicks

Thursday, 13 April 2017

Sleep, awake,  cheep, sleep, eat, cheep, awake, cheep and poop, double cheep...sleep.

Is it a very large female hand or and incredibly small chick?

EASTER TREATS - Relax with easy reading#IGNORE TRUMPS TWITTER

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Fighting Love - 4*s New Review

Sunday, 9 April 2017

Thank you very much "An Avid Reader"
4.0 out of 5 starsLoved it!
on 9 April 2017
I really enjoyed this love story. It was funny and great fun to read. Fab characters and sub characters. 

Writing in a Dynamic Duo - Holy Haberdashery

Monday, 3 April 2017

We get asked the question more than you might think.
"How on earth do you write with someone?"
Easy, get the Batman and Robin stuff (right) out the way first.
"You wear the green, yellow, red outfit today"
"No, why? I'm wearing the black, blue, grey gear - to suit my mood"
"Your pallor is more yellow today"
"Oh alright then. I'm wearing the black tomorrow though"
"You're much better with yellow than I am."
"Yellow is difficult to pull off 100% of the time. Let's swap mid month. "
"Deal"

Sometimes it is natural process, sometimes a work in progress. We were very lucky, ours evolved out of the same desire to be writers, the dedication was equal and never really gave it much thought at the beginning. We just wanted to write books, and for people to enjoy them. Same goal.

If you think you're inherently superior than your partner, and a last word freak - don't bother starting to write together you'll never get along. If you have a bubbling little mutual admiration society going on between yourselves, entertain one another, enthuse one another and listen well - start writing together. Hone your differences, where you are good and where your partner is better, you'll get a more rounded manuscript. 

The cornerstone of writer's doubts bob along with a daily mantra of "Is it any good? Does that bit work? Is it funny? Will the audience like the characters?" The speed at which those are squashed or not as the case may be has a quick turnaround rate, if you have a good writing partner. 
If you can take the criticism.
"You wear the green pants so well"
"I do, don't I. Really rather fond of them now"


The other vital key is Ego (or lack of it), if you are too precious about your writing you'll never move past the first sentence, chapter or edit, agreeing on anything will be such a hard slog and spoil the flow. You are both in control, become borg-like and move as one. You may feel it's the best line that day, but it may read like a crashed jalopy in a cowpat. Let it go, look at the page, come up with something better.

We do look like this though. I wear the beard better!



#CHICKLIT#PAPERBACKS COME ON BACK#READING#FASHION

Thursday, 30 March 2017

We always like to see sales of our paperback jiggle up :) Retro is cool kids xxx

SPRING HAS SPRUNG - TRUMP's Nepotism - CLIMATE is for Everybody

Nothing I like better than saving tadpoles off the rocks, not because they're heavy scotch drinkers. But they do like getting themselves stuck for a little sunbathe.
Save life, it's all important. I can't even comment about Trump today... climate, daughter... good grief  when will it stop? You can't breathe money... does he know? What does he know? Does anyone know?
We are the Taddies
 

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