AUSTERITY MEASURES III - The long awaited Trilogy

Friday 28 February 2014

Catering sized Coffee foil lid (yes we do drink a lot of 'BrownKath' in this office)
The coffee making game goes a little like this...
'Anyone seen Kath?' 
'No'
'She's wearing Brown'
' Looks rather fetching'
'Yes it does'
(Many combo's have arisen, mostly lewd!)
The last one to realise the ongoing conversation or join in has to do the coffees. Today it has been mostly me:(
They do tend to do it when I've plugged my earphones in - surely that should be disqualified or at least make me exempt? Scoundrels



AUSTERITY MEASURES II

Hot drink - Tasty seasoning - (thereafter) Swimming Googles!
Economical tips brought to you by Knorr:)

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MAN FRIDAY - KIT HARINGTON

Only on Games Of Thrones though. Bit like Crowe in Gladiator and Oldman in Dracula;)




SPECTACULAR NORTHERN LIGHTS SEEN IN UK

WOW... makes me wanna move north!
http://bbc.in/MzuCoVThe Aurora Borealis seen in pink and orange over a British landscape

THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER ASSEMBLED

This amazon mailshot made me laugh. Lego's creatives are gooood.
Click on the link more fun! 1980's space guy:)
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The Lego Movie

THIS SEASONS MANOLO'S

Thursday 27 February 2014

DOLLY PARTON GLASTONBURY 2014

Who wouldn't want to see Dolly, she's an icon:)
http://bbc.in/1lneAOk

No # 1 in Kindle

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#1 Paid in Kindle Store 

Literally steal a book!
(A little in joke with fellow Kindle publishers)

AMAZON RECOMMENDS MANOLO'S

Wednesday 26 February 2014

Always such an encouraging e-mail from my readers... I do appreciate you sending me these. At least I'm not lost in the matrix!
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Tuesday 25 February 2014

SURGING IBOOK SALES

Lovely Tuesday compared to norovirus weekend. Date with Umbrella Darcy unfortunately 
cancelled:( So my love life erupts into projectile vomit, where's that umbrella guy when you need him? Why do I feel like I'm the butt of my own jokes?

On the plus side Ibooks surging ahead:)


ALL MALE BAN BBC

We don't have to contrive every-damn-little-thing with quotas do we? Just funny is required,
animal, vegetable or mineral. Good grief has the world gone completely nuts?
I agree with Dara. 
Shall we just stop thinking about all the things that don't need thinking about or
a committee of twats wasting air, paper and money!

Dream Catcher from a 3-D printer

Which actually is scientifically proven to catch those random-mad-episodic overloads-downloads, sloosh?! Now thats a news story I'd like to read. In the meantime here's an alternative.
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DENMARK - TAX JUNKIES

Penalised with or without children, how about if you had baby giraffes?!
http://bbc.in/1gz0Vh9
My Danish friends are still in disbelief.

NEW & TRENDING ON CHICKLIT - INTERNATIONAL

With a little surprise, my fan base stretches to Kazakhstan now. This makes a wholly happy struggling writer indeedy.
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Oi - I've found my new love

Friday 21 February 2014

These I've just got to have them. I do love a bit of Isabel Marant and I stumbled across these while perusing my favourite shopping site. There's something of the pearly queen about them and I love that. You might even catch me doin' the Lambeth Walk.



ISABEL MARANT

Morley studded suede moccasin boots






RISE OF THE MANOLO'S- http://amzn.to/1hdJIL0

Whoopee-Doo-dah edging towards the hundreds again! Thanks all

SOCHI CURLING - FACTS YOU DIDN"T KNOW

I always find curling amusing; the OCD manic sweepers paired with the grandchildren of Bowls enthusiasts or the aristocracy's winter pursuits where the servants were responsible for their wins as they choffed down their port.
In any case it conjures up frivolity in my mind. But here are some interesting facts from the Beeb.
http://bbc.in/1cuSJiP  Now I know Mr Clooney is a fan, I might try and picture something else;)
ARTIC BOWLS SWEEP STAKES might be a better brandname than curling one out!

MAN FRIDAY - THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH

Just got the award from the Brits, and too cool to be there!
Bowie maybe older but at least you would have shared makeup and glitz and he still remains a man man with wild fashion tips.

THE BRITS

Thursday 20 February 2014

Awkwardly English and what's with the arrogance Monkeys? Be a bit flipping happy... there's people
in this world that ain't quite so lucky! Must have been such a dredge for you.
No wonder the word TWAT is predominantly used in the isles!
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HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Popping Out or Popping in?
Just Pop by and take a leaf out of Poppy's book;)
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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ROMANTIC?

Wednesday 19 February 2014

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RARE BABY GIRAFFE NOT UP FOR DK SLAUGHTER!

Tuesday 18 February 2014

It was heart-wrenching CPH Zoo didn't take the offers to house the young giraffe, their PR machine was closely akin to Freddie Kruegar's comeback party.






Sure, Danes are pragmatic and open, even commendable of how realism is at the heart of bringing up their children... but when the world is watching... doesn't do much for your "happiest people in the world" label (because you like live slaughtering),  let alone your tourism reputation. Surely when you see the plight of the giraffes survival you would keep as many alive as you can. Isn't it enough we've concreted our way over thousands of species, wildlife and mother earths sanctuaries.

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LACE UNDERWEAR BAN KAZAKHSTAN? WTF

Monday 17 February 2014

Fight for you pants my fellow Kazakhstanis, it's a ludicrous time wasting exercise of government opression.
http://bbc.in/1gbo9K0

THE BAFTA'S

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Mirren always looks like a million $ - Classy Lady
Must admit haven't seen the films, maybe this week I'll get a date to the cinema. Still no word on
the Cartier giver!? Butterflies in stomach again. Umbrella Darcy sms'd last night. Too smooth by far.

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HER - Spike Jonze = Bernt from WLGP?

Saturday 15 February 2014

At the moment this premise seems a far safer option for me! God knows what umbrella man thought about squiffy woman forgetting she had heels on, spouting on in a loop about cartier and the likes of good old fashion wooing and how refreshingly daring... yadah yadah yadah.
http://bbc.in/M2ew78Spike Jonze
Doesn't he have the air of the Dane in "When Life Goes Pop"?
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UK STORMS ECO UPSWING

No one need put on a hairdryer, I've been Monica (Friends) in Barbados for weeks now!
As for the people dining on the south coast - really? What a waste of emergency services, you absolute numptees.
Society of "Bright Ideas for the Impaired of Logic" annual dinner me thinks.

"Ooo... where shall we eat tonight, it's hurricane time" 
"Never knew the coast hosted Boxing events"
You must live in a secret sinkhole to be that unaware of the news.
http://bbc.in/1jlYxfL
 A Coton de Tulear dog is blown by strong winds on the beach in Lyme Regis, southern England

BREAKING NEWS FOR DOWNTON ABBEY FANS

Who doesn't like a bit if Richard E. Grant - hope his character is as conniving as Thomas, Mr Barrow if your addressing him Downstairs.
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NURSING A HANGOVER FROM HADES ITSELF!

A mixture of adrenalin and Cosmo's = FuzzSpaceHead
FYI: "Umbrella Darcy" not "Cartier Clincher"
THE PLOT THICKENS... pretty much parallel to the thickening of this head, pass the aspirin.

My Mr 'Umbrella' Darcy with a Cartier Clencher!

Friday 14 February 2014

It's hurriccan-al weather but the weathers hot!
Think I'm Poppy-ing :)  Or v. v drunk!!!!

Poppy Alert

Must say can't help feeling like Poppy when she met the D...???
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This is N.W. over and out... will fill you all in tomorrow. Have had a respite with some sparkling water!
Sally and Henry still in corner... ALL'S GOOD. Umbrella Darcy quite refreshingly unusual;)
This has been bought to you from around the streets of SOHO and occasionally from Ladies Loo's!

SURPRISE DARCY

In the words of a global bah conglomerate ( which I would never frequent)
"I'm loving it"... sitting in the loo's now trying to contain myself and generate calm
Took time to powder ever so red and shiny nose.
Why do you always have dry skin when meeting someone hot, hot, hot charmingly hot...
still haven't found out whether this is his thing though. Cartier bracelet stalker umbrella guy wins the Valentines day of my life! Sooo Exciting, it's like one of my stories xxx really quite tipsy now-
Hold it together... he has to see a side of non fluctuate sophistication ! At least until 9pm!!!



WATCH THIS SPACE... VALENTINERS!

Younger but has that gentleman Darcy factor alright, it's like he's from a different era although high fashion sense (well what do you expect round Soho)... just have to find out if he's a serial umbrella picker upper. You know what I mean Ladies!
Both of us nervous but somehow very chilled?!

He had a bottle of that flower champagne on ice incase I did turn up- classy san diego! I may or may not keep you informed from now on!!!
Wishing you all a great night (if you're in UK) a dry (as in household items not drink) night!

VALENTINES SAGA CONT... BRAVERY STRIKES

Right I've got nothing to loose, after these potent Cosmo's not even my dignity!
Sally and Henry are my wingmen in the corner (always be safe girls) and here goes. A well dressed (I must say (must be) younger gentlemen) is standing at the bar alone looking around wide eyed... yet confidently nervous - I was right it's umbrella Darcy. A man of contradiction I like it already. OK I'm peering through the crowd, haven't quite produced all my dutch courage but hey a girl has to burp off some Olives and Macademia's before she lands;)
WISH ME LUCK - GOOD GOD I NEED IT AFTER 2013!!! One has arrived SOHO nightlife xxx
Better check Panda eyes for Mascara smudges... little tipsy I must admit.

 

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