COMPETITION TIME -MILLS & BOONS - Ancient Origins

Friday 14 February 2014

So funny to read these... My next book seems positively porny-hardcore erotica compared...
Please send your funniest written innuendos:)
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My own favourite giggler...
Trite expression but like any cliché it nails the point with suitable precision, I’m nearly fizzing to have him again. Water to his effervescent love wand!
Oh Christ, maybe it’s my horny hormones but I desperately want to feel him again.

Why do men find it so hard to figure out what women are thinking! Surely he can tell.

If you can tell me which book this from, I'll gift a copy to one of your friends xxx

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