GEORGE CLOONEY TYING THE KNOT

Right ladies, regroup and debrief as Cloonites now, she looks lovely and they have matching eyebrows, a sure sign of plucking compatibility!
Good luck to them:)http://bit.ly/QU5goc

Putin's Archaic Meglomania

Pro-West... Pro (former) eastern block... how about PRO PEACE?

Mr Gorbachev's always had a wider vision. Freedom and democracy.

BTW, is the pipeline a supply strategy for his future botox dependency? The man's head looks like a over stretched balloon! Oooo Mr Putin why don't you just have a cocktail down old compton street, kick back and forget yourself deary!

http://bit.ly/1dmw3BH

Criticism of Vladimir Putin[edit]

Although he has credited Vladimir Putin for stabilizing Russia in the aftermath of the initial and turbulent years of the post-Soviet era, Gorbachev has become critical of both Putin and his successor (and predecessor) Dmitry Medvedev since at least March 2011.^[53] His main grievances about the "tandem" are backsliding on democracy, corruption, and the dominance of security officers. Gorbachev is also dissatisfied by the fact that he has not been allowed to register his social democratic party.^[54]

When being interviewed by the BBC to reflect on the 20th anniversary of the August Coup, Gorbachev again announced his dissatisfaction with the policies and rule of Putin. Speaking of the status of democracy in the Russian Federation, he proclaimed: "The electoral system we had was nothing remarkable but they have literally castrated it". Gorbachev also stated that he believed that Putin should not have sought a third term as the Russian president in 2012.^[55]

In response to the 2011 Russian protests as a result of United Russia's controversial victory in the Russian legislative election, 2011, he called on the authorities to hold a new election, citing electoral irregularities and ballot box stuffing.^[56]

In a political lecture delivered to the RIA-Novosti news agency in April 2013, Gorbachev decried Putin's retreat from democracy, noting that in Russia "politics is increasingly turning into imitation democracy" with "all power in the hands of the executive branch". Gorbachev addressed Putin directly, stating that "to go further on the path of tightening the screws, having laws that limit the rights and freedoms of people, attacking the news media and organizations of civil society, is a destructive path with no future".^[57]

RARE BABY GIRAFFE NOT UP FOR DK SLAUGHTER!

It was heart-wrenching CPH Zoo didn't take the offers to house the young giraffe, their PR machine was closely akin to Freddie Kruegar's comeback party.






Sure, Danes are pragmatic and open, even commendable of how realism is at the heart of bringing up their children... but when the world is watching... doesn't do much for your "happiest people in the world" label (because you like live slaughtering),  let alone your tourism reputation. Surely when you see the plight of the giraffes survival you would keep as many alive as you can. Isn't it enough we've concreted our way over thousands of species, wildlife and mother earths sanctuaries.

So here's a good story for you, maybe CPH Slagter-hus oh (sorry Copenhagen Zoo) will think differently next time.
http://bbc.in/1dIIfgJ

SOCHI CONTROVERSY & GOOGLE'S DOODLE

GO WORLD EQUALITY! & F*** YOU PUTIN
http://bit.ly/1iAqJv1

ANCIENT EUROPEANS TRUE COLOURS

And no we're not talking about any of the French or Italian presidents petrified and mummified in spray tan! But I do fear I will become transparent soon with all this rain and lack of Sun! Now you know why Scots need to soak up those rays on that precious 30 mins each year;)
http://bbc.in/1ckqSlR

Mein Kampf tops charts WTF?

There has to be something wrong here, when a sadistic megalomaniac's delusional manifesto beats
non bigoted, non racist books full of fun. Yes Hitler holds a fascination to the human psyche but really? For goodness sake just tune into the History channel don't study the work of pure evil fanatics... unless your a psychologist trying to prevent the next dictatorship of misery, blood and genocide.
Remember neo-nazi's will be comparing themselves to JK's sales... NOT GOOD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.
http://ind.pn/19T3tsw

YEAR OF THE HORSE 2014

No Tesco's that does not mean you can...hmmm...!
http://bit.ly/1a5XM8c

Google's World Domination Plan

Anyone else getting suspicious?
http://bbc.in/Ju9JKE

11.12.13 - Keep the Sequential Date

How cool is that!
http://bit.ly/18C0NfV
Looking forward to square route day, square hats square bag

NELSON MANDELA MEMORIAL SERVICE

Dignity, hope, forgiveness gives freedom. He had such grace with courage and unique understanding.
http://bbc.in/19e8ucJ

Support Nigella - Let her get Cooking for Christmas

When your private life is forced public how would you respond? The game changes, there's more stakes and bigger grounds to throw them at. Fame, money and success cost dearly especially when your partner is the green devil (so it seems).
There's no doubt Nigella is as popular as Kylie, these lovely woman are esteemed by the female population just as much as the mass male drooling one!
It's bad enough going through any crisis but you don't need the paparazzi at your morning table to reiterate and sensationalise it 24/7.
But she still looks gorgeous even at court, so you go Ms Lawsen and take that wretched bullying saatchi down, we love you not him xxx Can't see the public waning to his side can you!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25216157

MONTY PYTHON SHOW - PIERS MORGAN WHAT A ****

How dare the untalented toe-rag even dare comment on such legends. Least they have bought joy and laughter to people worldwide, can't say I recall anything redeeming about that slimy swamp creature.
http://bbc.in/1a4DLdQ

TOP VLOGGERS TOP $'s

Now don't be shy Liberty's, H&M, Selfridges, Top Shop, La Perla, Chanel, Boucheron. I'm here and totally willing. Just need a few more followers!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/24726895

CHURCH WITHOUT GOD - The Sunday Assembly

I must say the premise is more tangible... enjoy life, treasure it, be good and have fun with current music, not music so solemn you want to cut your toes off and bury them!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24766314
I hope he raises the funds only good can come out of this. Remembering community, love and warmth and how we're intrinsically the same creature, apart from nasty people.

David Brent "THE KING OF CRINGE" announces GIG in BRISTOL- That was a foregone Conclusion itself:)

Gervais, talented beyond the Woods of Whitley. Wonder who be the lucky ones to get tickets? Here's an idea, Brent to make a Charity Record bet he'd sell more than Geldolf. Darkly taking the piss out of the cause he's supporting, I see midget 3 legged cats charities doing very well!
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/oct/30/ricky-gervais-david-brent-foregone-conclusion-gig-bristol
http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/ricky-gervais/393828-ricky-gervais-rocks-as-david-brent-at-london-gig

The Most precious Jewellery in the World

You know I have a penchant for all things sparkly. I drool at Boucheron's windows, practically lick them at Graffs until security guards with heavy accents remove me, well prise me off. But to this day I haven't been Mitre shopping! When I see all the refinery and pomp of the Catholic Top-Dog one wonders if he was the original Liberace and had to make up a cult because they all couldn't come out at once? Just pondering, that's all. The outfits are very OTT and no straight man would opt for over sized jewels, he'd be more Bond about it, gadgets and watches, perhaps a giant sun dial. Anyway the thoughts of an insomniac might entertain you all this morning, check this article out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24731504

PUT PARANOIA TO BED OBAMA - HACK BATTER

You all know your best friends don't tell you everything they think about you, otherwise you'd soon be short of friends. That's a given, that's why we have best friends, they support you knowing your foibles and you theirs, this doesn't mean you have to hang them out to dry in a consistent cycle of bad washing each time you meet. It's easier to criticise than compliment, like the old Shakespearian thang, tragedy is more interesting than comedy and love, yadah yadah yadah
So USA, get over it and enjoy your allies, doesn't matter what colour socks they choose. Spend the time, money and effort chasing the really bad guys... ie like sexist republicans, ban them from the Senate;) and make them really work.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24668286
You've gotta a lot of work to come up to the modern world. MEN!
My new phrase for the day: STOP HACK BATTERING

QUICK AMERICA SAVE ME AND MY BOOKS

Buy now.... you're about to shut me down unless you get me that ITIN number:(
http://www.amazon.com/Nina-Whyle/e/B005JKC0SQ/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

BUY MY BOOKS NOW BEFORE THEY GO PETE TONG

Grrr.... IRS shut, need my ITIN number. Amazon needs it before 25th. otherwise they'll take them down. Dealing with the IRS is not the easiest at the best of times, now I can't even talk to anyone as the US is essentially on garden leave!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nina-Whyle/e/B005JKC0SQ/ref=pd_sim_kinc_bl_1


Yes, it's all because of... why are you arguing USA? Open up and get with humanity.

PUBS cut 7.5% off prices today only

Love it when England protests. Do it with what we all have a vested interest in!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24237704