DENMARK TO UK IN RECORD TIME!!!

Saturday 22 December 2012

That record was not the speed and ease of Felix Baumgarters, no quite contrary. Sitting on a runway for the near entirety of the actual flight time and the welcoming committee of "FIRST GREAT WESTERN." If there are any marketing people about please pitch to the "OH SO WISE executives of this ******* rail operator" about their NAME.
1) Never first
2) Never Great
3) And definitely not travelling West

MAYBE

1) WHENEVER
2) SHITE & STANDING ROOM ONLY (strike that PRESSED AGAINST A RANK TOILET if you're lucky)
3) STATIC TRAVELLING! The New Vogue of train journeys in UK!

+ at those prices I would expect a goodie bag and a massage.

BAH HUMBUG, well I had to have a Dickens moment!  TOOK 12 hours, for goodness sake I could have been in the Maldives in that time.

Maybe Ebenezer just saved his pennies for public transport and partook in a few journeys, so who can blame his attitude after that little experience!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20822798

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