WHERE IS THE GREAT OZ WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Just seen Oz The Great And Powerful. Wish I had a few tricks up my sleeve to change todays ranking.
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #8,656 Paid in Kindle Store 

But as The Great Oz says, if you believe, anything can happen. I believe. I believe... in reaching that top #100. 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/chick-novel-about-friendship-ebook/dp/B00BWU16V4/