Do Rooney's Hair-plugs have Secret Powers?

In keeping with the sports theme, England's through to the Euro quarter finals, now MUOM is in Q4's steeplechase, only four furlongs further until I stop with the cheesy metaphors! But in this instance I thank the United Kingdom as a whole, thanks you mad Brits xxx
M.U.O.Manolo's: 
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• #28 in Books > Fiction > Women Writers & Fiction

Now U.S.A.!!!  We know soccer doesn't always cause the biggest fracas over there but are you happy with the below??? You know you want to be more Brazilian on this football pitch;)

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(Royal Ascot wk if you were wondering about the furlong ref;)