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What with all the doom and gloom of brexit and Trump's daily drudge of tawdry news, why not escape from it all.

'You know I do love a bit of Chicklit in between war meetings, it's all very zesty Mr Rossevelt'
"Me too Winny"
'Now about this Trump...'
'The only statue he'll get is the one he commissions himself out of lies and bigotry!'
'I hear that's in the melting pot'