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Wednesday 5 October 2016

My best friend Owl
And this is why my house looks like it does?
The vacuum is enemy number one...
The wind can't be trusted... outside or in!
Besides, I do all her work, it's tiring at the office zzz
Any delivery van is from Satan...
Bubblebaths will attack if you don't attack first...
Why do anything if it's not cuddling me?
Well that's my excuse, what's yours?

That human is no good at tucking corners!



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