Saturday, 7 February 2015

This time next week either you'll be whisked off your feet for a romantic jolly, or commiserating at some cheap commercialised attempt to get you to buy shite whilst flailing an empty bottle angrily at the decision to show romance films on TV, as clearly you're stuck indoors with nothing better to do. Give me guns and heists not flipping Pretty Woman which basically glamorises prostitution! Grrrr, pass the tequila over now.

Let me just state here, you are not having the most romantic evening of your life if you're posting on FB that you are! Romance is a feeling towards two people, it encompasses all. It doesn't have to be the flashiest show on earth (although us girls love a bit of that), it doesn't have to be the all singing, the all dancing gastronomic delights only a master chef can conjure up...

No indeed it could just be these!
Turn the tables, (the one with your abomination of haute cuisine attempts on!) He'll have to wax too!!!
My biggest tip, turn off your smoke alarm if you're attempting to cook your way into bed! Now that can mean two things, but unfortunately in my case if the dish requires a dash of wine, one does tend to overdo the timings;)

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