RIK MAYALL'S FUNNY MOMENTS - BOTTOM

Tuesday 10 June 2014

This one has always tickled me... even now when I read it I giggle like a schoolboy who's just found a whoopee cushion. http://bbc.in/1mAK3IA

Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Oh. Well, pin the sausage on the chicken?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well, pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge!
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!
Richie: Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: It's not much of a game, is it?

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