Doga? Dogs and Yoga

As if the baking world hadn't spliced it up enough! Lovely, super, really nice, oo, ah... but how do you do that with a Bernese Mountain Dog? Aha, if you have a "proper dog"  not a poggy (pretend dog!) would it be a Dork Out? There is no end to these amalgamations.
Must go now and have a Doffee, that's buying overpriced coffee (because you've woken up before the birds - not natural) with a Pomeranian Puppy stashed away in your handbag... if that's a Tote then you have a Dote etc etc etc. Send me your best mix-ups, I can see myself returning to this annoying new trend.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24129764

Coffee News for Writers

Thank heavens! Nothing more off putting than a healthy holier than thou holistic writer, where would the fun be in the books!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24621394

SLEEP YOUR TOXINS AWAY

Just when you thought you were getting away from housework! Sleep to me is a dream factory of impossible width broadband which my server doesn't currently support!  All screwed up as it's still on the dial up system and we all know writers can be insomnia nightmares, now I just see hair in rollers, headscarf and marigolds...aghhhhh!
But funny to think it's not just about memory processing, there's a clean up after the party:)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24567412

Poor Sleep and it's Effects

Wish I had had this scientific excuse when my homework had radically disappeared just that morning...
"It was so Bizarre Miss, just when I got off the school bus a tornado the size of a fleet of buses whisked my schoolbag right out of my hands, I expect it's somewhere in Kansas now."
Geography teacher, "As we're studying weather patterns Whyle, this is highly unlikely! But A for effort."
"DOH"
"Detention."
"But..."
'Learn about weather. You obviously didn't do your homework."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21572686