JASON MANFORD BUYS WHOLE AUDIENCE A DRINK

We all know how frustrating it is when you set out in plenty of time and the dark arts beat you again (aka UK traffic).
Although by celebrity standards Manford wasn't really that late on getting on stage, look at what he did:) That's what I call good manners, must have been bought up by Patsy!
http://bbc.in/1jOzG8S

GERVAIS & THE MUPPETS

If you feel like a bit of a muppet this week, go see the Muppets then you won't care that you're a muppet:)
Love to see some cockney gangsters call the Muppets Muppets!
Just imagine a slightly cleaner version of Sexy Beast with a song and dance routine!
Ray Winston's Gary Dove character played by Gonzo & Ben Kingsley as Don Logan.

Gary  "Sorry Don, I'm out"
Don   "You aint f***ing out til I say yer out, you f***ing Muppet"
Gary  "You're right I am a Muppet."
Don  "F****ing shut it you Muppet."
Gary  "Stop stating the obvious, it's getting repetitive."
Don  " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."  

http://bbc.in/1pBzx5Q

Which Spice Girl are you?

This genuinely makes me very happy

Guess the Quotee?

Feeling a bit like this today... grr going to buy a spade, my boss better watch out.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.

HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

The Simple Formula

ROBOTIC WONDERS FROM PANASONIC

When your head is full of rubbish - try making objects with what surrounds you;)
Todays Object : ROBOFRYER (one arm already burnt off)

AUSTERITY MEASURES III - The long awaited Trilogy

Catering sized Coffee foil lid (yes we do drink a lot of 'BrownKath' in this office)

The coffee making game goes a little like this...

'Anyone seen Kath?' 

'No'

'She's wearing Brown'

' Looks rather fetching'

'Yes it does'

(Many combo's have arisen, mostly lewd!)

The last one to realise the ongoing conversation or join in has to do the coffees. Today it has been mostly me:(

They do tend to do it when I've plugged my earphones in - surely that should be disqualified or at least make me exempt? Scoundrels

AUSTERITY MEASURES II

Hot drink - Tasty seasoning - (thereafter) Swimming Googles!

Economical tips brought to you by Knorr:)

VALENTINES MYSTERY CONT...

Whilst out collecting caffeine, cake and (credits with the boss!) there was a mystery telephone call for me unwilling to leave their name?
Romantic Stalker... mmm?
Better than one years Valentine's gift.
When all I got from (a boy in a mans clothes) was
"I changed the bed. Thought you'd be pleased" How I cherished the moment!!!

AUSTERITY MEASURES ENFORCED

Do'ya think I'm letting my frustrations fly about too much? 

Thank heaven for Mystery Cartier man.

My answer to todays 'rain on my parade' Darth Vadar killjoy boss... Casually left this on his desk- Cartier Man has made me feel daring darlings!

COMPETITION TIME -MILLS & BOONS - Ancient Origins

So funny to read these... My next book seems positively porny-hardcore erotica compared...
Please send your funniest written innuendos:)
http://bbc.in/1gdjeuk
My own favourite giggler...

Trite expression but like any cliché it nails the point with suitable precision, I’m nearly fizzing to have him again. Water to his effervescent love wand!

Oh Christ, maybe it’s my horny hormones but I desperately want to feel him again.

Why do men find it so hard to figure out what women are thinking! Surely he can tell.

If you can tell me which book this from, I'll gift a copy to one of your friends xxx

CROCODILES FOUND IN RIVER THAMES SWELLING - EXODUS ALERT

With strong winds blowing across the seas even the Floridian crocs are scrambling to high ground, wheelbarrows their preferential oar!

 

SETI- LIGHTEN UP YOUR RAINY DAYS!

with Office pranks! Yes they were all full of chocolate. Not widely known that Mice constantly scour the sky for life, their relentlessness has NASA shaking in it's budget boots.
NO WARS = SKY WATCHING

GIRLS FUNBAGS

And Monday's blues dissipate...

Good Friends!

CUP OF LOVE

Dark winter Mornings ...grrrrr... Nothing cheers you up more than a steamy coffee presented in a brand new mug:) Thanks SB, you know how writers need the light xxx Sunny thoughts in a mug.

UK WEATHER FORECAST

Least momentarily it stopped raining on my way to work! And what's the first thing you do? Get a parachute and motor and check that sky is really blue! That's how you do real blue sky thinking
Who wouldn't if they had one?
(Acrophobics and Pteromerhanophobics granted)
Beats the traffic!

HOW TO QUADRUPLE BOOK SALES - ONE-STOP MARKETING TOOL

I have no idea, maybe you all do? Drop us a line if you have direct access to the "The Room of Marketing Requirement Funds" :)
(No I do not have enough pennies for a full onslaught on Amazon or primetime TV!)
or train posters
or global viral campaigns
...

COEN BROTHERS WIN CRITICS OVER

I can't help thinking Bob & Vic when I look at Timberlake's folky makeover!

http://bbc.in/1iFp7Tx

MONTY PYTHON SHOW - PIERS MORGAN WHAT A ****

How dare the untalented toe-rag even dare comment on such legends. Least they have bought joy and laughter to people worldwide, can't say I recall anything redeeming about that slimy swamp creature.
http://bbc.in/1a4DLdQ

GOD PARTICLE FOR SELL ON AMAZON!

Have a read then have a read!
http://amzn.to/1cPdYZY

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5.0 out of 5 stars Another great book 21 May 2013
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Having read Nina's other two books i was excited to get this one,

Great read and nicely linked to the other books, but is also a stand alone read,

Read it too quickly and now can't wait for a new book from Nina
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5.0 out of 5 stars Frivolous fun filled Book 8 Jun 2013
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All the ingredients for a perfect bit of chick lit; romance, tragedy, comedy with a dash of glitz & glamour. Ideal holiday reading or an escape from a grey winter's day. Loved my first Nina Whyle book, I will definitely be reading her other two books.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Very enjoyable read! 8 April 2013
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Great fun, easy girlie read. This book was a nice distraction from normality. I found my self giggling at the familiarity of some scenes...
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, light hearted and unexpectedly gripping 6 April 2013
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I love reading a book that i cant wait to get back to or have to stay up late to finish. I had to stay up to the wee hours to finish this fast paced, fun and well written piece of escapism. Everything I hoped for.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great novel! 27 Mar 2013
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Warmly recommend to all ladies, I couldn't put the book down, very entertaining! Can't wait for the next novel by Nina Whyle :-)
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