Wish I had had this scientific excuse when my homework had radically disappeared just that morning...
"It was so Bizarre Miss, just when I got off the school bus a tornado the size of a fleet of buses whisked my schoolbag right out of my hands, I expect it's somewhere in Kansas now."
Geography teacher, "As we're studying weather patterns Whyle, this is highly unlikely! But A for effort."
"DOH"
"Detention."
"But..."
'Learn about weather. You obviously didn't do your homework."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21572686
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