Hurry up whyle stocks last;)
Moving Up is Moving up in price, you've had it for a few years at a delightfully low price. It won't be a high price but maybe a price where I can explain it away to my hawk eyed boss about running a blog alongside a spreadsheet!!! http://amzn.to/QxQmoj
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We all know how frustrating it is when you set out in plenty of time and the dark arts beat you again (aka UK traffic).
Although by celebrity standards Manford wasn't really that late on getting on stage, look at what he did:) That's what I call good manners, must have been bought up by Patsy! http://bbc.in/1jOzG8S
If you feel like a bit of a muppet this week, go see the Muppets then you won't care that you're a muppet:)
Love to see some cockney gangsters call the Muppets Muppets!
Just imagine a slightly cleaner version of Sexy Beast with a song and dance routine!
Ray Winston's Gary Dove character played by Gonzo & Ben Kingsley as Don Logan.
Gary "Sorry Don, I'm out" Don "You aint f***ing out til I say yer out, you f***ing Muppet" Gary "You're right I am a Muppet." Don "F****ing shut it you Muppet." Gary "Stop stating the obvious, it's getting repetitive." Don " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." http://bbc.in/1pBzx5Q
Just getting topical for the last Friday of the month. Here's to our Gay guys, stylish and flamboyant.
Who wouldn't go to that wedding, are you all mad? Tasteful, chic and grooving tunes. A 100% your loss!!! http://bbc.in/1pg4wpU
Magical mind bending time travelling:)
Can't help thinking Underwoods and Meecham, now that would be a saucy scandal;)
C'mon USA you can wrangle my ranks somewhat, you have the power:)
Thanks for this my USA chums xxx always good to know the campaign is going well for mid-terms!
Maybe you should just frekkin rehouse your entire Zoo and open up a memorial park for endangered animals in DK.
If you go to the international press you might have better results to rehouse. Just an idea. A back to the wild program supported by the public or another homing project paid by the public. My Danish friends are outraged.
Does ZOO google translate to SLAGTER in Danish? http://bbc.in/1h8KVp5
Here's a novel idea, don't take whats surplus to your requirements.
The real star and (don't tell me I haven't finished watching on NetFlix) the true back channel orchestrator behind Washington DC. Underwoods are just small pawns in her game of Squeaky World Domination.
To be fair though a world run by Guinea Pigs isn't such a bad idea. A lot of cucumber sandwiches http://bzfd.it/1bmG2rV
With all the adverts about Mother's Day, what if your Mother isn't quite your cup of tea.
How about Friend's Day instead ?
e-Gift Card http://bit.ly/1msitSF
Off for an evening jaunt with Mr Umbrella Darcy. Not sure he really rocks my boat though.
Oh well it's Monday with a bit of good looks and charm. Better than a sweaty tube journey and finding out that coveted chocolate bar has melted in your bag, the only redeeming feature of the day's completion!
Here's to all those make up free woman who helped raise over £ 2 mill for cancer research in under 48 hours.
You are all my men Friday. Now we need to see how the boys do with make up on? Do you think they can beat us? As dandy as Mr Q. Crisp would be nice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTttQs-UhgA
For those saying it's narcissistic and blah blah blah... do you criticise everything in life?
How about just joining in and donating. FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
However goodness gets there surely it's the destination rather than the journey - in this case? http://ind.pn/1gVOb3k
Trying to learn how to market your e-book is a minefield of scams. Of course I'd love to write full-time (but pennies pay the wifi bill and nothings left for wine!) but really I want to write not market 24/7.
In my wisdom I googled it - not having half my life to decipher the world of the eeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiii marketing bazaar, trying to educate myself was futile. One site I came across offered me a premium service for online exposure. My face closed in on the screen as they were veteran e-marketeers! They will show me the way. So I googled them... why on earth would I part from $108,- to a company who's book is currently on amazon ranks at more or less 2,000.000,- when my own (even on bad days) are up in the 10,000 or 000! I would like to offer that company a 218% increase in their ranking to improve their marketshare. All they have to do is send me $ 218,- !!!
WATCH THIS SPACE READERS .... something is gonna happen. The Easter Bunny is a magical creature indeed, personally I prefer an angry scot rabbit.
Is MUOM becoming a classic? If only my English teacher had to read my chicklit out loud, what a funny new world film that would make. Drama classes: "how to try and act real in a reality show," Science: "How to make millions to invest in what ailment you're about to suffer" ensuring your new toe implant is at cost price. (I'm always nearly breaking toes) Breaking Bad Toes!? Maths: Teleport to your Chinese teacher, then Wall Street. Geography: Basically google for 10 mins. History: Watch Netflix Physics: Plug into Hawkins Matrix style Chemistry: Combo between Netflix/Breaking Bad!
How jolly school would be;) Art: Virtual seminars with Hirst
I'm going to break with tradition and nominate, dum da, dum dum... drum roll please, a girl for my Man Friday and she is, Lena Dunham.
I saw her being interviewed on Graham Norton's show and immediately liked her. So I've just caught up with the whole season 1 of Girls (I know, what took me so long!). I love her. I think she's funny, down to earth and smart too. Young girls listen up "Guilt and shame can eat away at smart girls, but remember that mistakes create smart girls.'
and doesn't he suit it http://bit.ly/1jbKPza
A former MAN FRIDAY our Mr Sherlock but if you thought he was just another RADA toff prodigy think again, his real life reads like a film script.
Libraries and contemplation spaces... In today's world big renovations are thrown at the open kitchen- diner lounge extensions, no walls no privacy. Our social media worlds reflect how we live.
If I had the pennies I'd make a small circular library at the end of a secret corridor that doubled as a observatory at night. Okay I can't cook so it's just basic pragmatism on my part really! A writer needs solitude for reverie and silence so they can listen to their thoughts.
Maybe the struggling writers should have they're own version of the Garrick Club!
You all know I have an avid fascination (aka : a totally unrealistic penchant) with the sparkly things in this world, you might have picked that up whilst reading Moving Up On Manolo's.http://amzn.to/1qoLuPu But things may become more affordable for the lesser oligarchs of us, nahhhh you'd still know and 'synthetically compressed' HPHT has never been sung about in quite the same vigour! http://bbc.in/1i3Q6qn
Who doesn't like a Happy man? Cool, sweet and loaded!!!
In September 2013 I saw Nile Rodgers perform his legendary backlog at Portmerion's Festival 6 and in a smallish tent. It was just one big Happy Disco... so privileged to be there.
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