ONESIE's - When are they alright?!

If its a self hug you need then a onesie can suffice, all that room behind the flappy floppy shape.
But have I gone too far?
Mentally my domestic chores and chipped nail varnish have become one, subconsciously co-ordinating with the dependable hug of a romper suit... Help!
Anyone experienced similar? Could this be the next Dr. Who story-line........ the whole of humanity became "onesied up," all belongings revered to the colour of the "ONES". We knew not the power of the rompermen.
Buy books I'm going nuts!