If You Could Talk to the Animals?

I quite fancy having a pint, shooting the breeze with an elephant friend on a winters Friday night, you know they'd get you in the swanky club with a mere gesture of the trunk, a stampede threat is one not to mess with. Elephants are cool. Protect them
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2012/nov/01/koshik-elephant-talks-korean-video