Sliding Faster than a Reality-Star's Knickers!

Settled down with my laptop in the garden, all at the ready to try and soak up some rays whilst pondering over the next male romantic leads actions, ended up soaking up the rain in my ever fuzzing hair and running away with the precious laptop as though it was Jolie's newly acquired child! How can it be? We have no summer but the humidity is still playing havoc with the curls... think Monica in that infamous Friends episode when they're all Barbados.
Oh yes I'm considering shellfish in my head 'A treat for the eyes and the ears!
The rankings are tumbling but the sales are growing, so well done all but it would be nice to rid these shades of grey- in both senses:))