Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter
Saturday, 21 July 2012
Determined to rid myself of the negative review I was inspired into a spontaneous song and dance number this morning. I put "Don't Rain On My Parade" (feat. Lea Michele) on loud speaker, threw up my jazz hands, added some high kicks and sang along at the top of my lungs. It was ridiculous and silly, but it worked. If anything is getting you down I highly recommend doing the same.
143 books a Day- keeps the critics at Bay;)
I'm feeling a lot better now after checking my amazon MTD sells! Eternally Indebted to you all, sleep soundly and see you tomorrow xxx I will ignore those gloomy reviews xxx My readers hate gloom and doom so I suggest those moaners pick up their brooms. I promise I will not publish my poetry;)
#13 Lucky for Some ;)
Friday, 20 July 2012
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #196 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
- #13 in Books > Fiction > Women Writers & Fiction
- #14 in Kindle Store > Books > Fiction > Romance > Contemporary
- #28 in Books > Fiction > Romance >
Viva España- A reason to celebrate due to Mr P
My first sale in the Spanish speaking (amazon.es) It certainly doesn't pass without great notice, celebrations and admiration I can tell you - much are my international humble pie slices.
The only amazons missing now are .FR & .IT ! Now what's that all about my good Italian and French friends;) ??? I love your countries and have spent many €'s, francs, Lira accordingly. My goodness I am a one woman walking French cosmetics company advert, oo-lahlah, Hermes has been propped up by my perfume purchases alone, lets not get started on Chanel, Dior and general crepe consumption.
Now Milan, Venice, Roma and Florence how many boots? How many bags? Max-Mara, Prada and the dreamy Bottega Veneta to Gucci and Pucci and a flurry of Versace and of course a stop off at Ferragamo and Fendi. My first expensive designer purchase was a Moschino waistcoat of colourful proportions. And did I mention my first designer furniture purchase was Foscarini Lamp!!! Tosse il mio italiano amici;) Are my hints too subtle?
But I have pay thanks to my good friend Dario P or Mr Pasty as I fondly call him.
So with much thanks, love and squeezy hugs to you Mr Pasty this blog post is solely dedicated to you in Miami, the continent misses you muchly xxx Now get onboard all you cool Miami kids, your leader has shown the way! Have a great weekend, especially Mr P ;)
The only amazons missing now are .FR & .IT ! Now what's that all about my good Italian and French friends;) ??? I love your countries and have spent many €'s, francs, Lira accordingly. My goodness I am a one woman walking French cosmetics company advert, oo-lahlah, Hermes has been propped up by my perfume purchases alone, lets not get started on Chanel, Dior and general crepe consumption.
Now Milan, Venice, Roma and Florence how many boots? How many bags? Max-Mara, Prada and the dreamy Bottega Veneta to Gucci and Pucci and a flurry of Versace and of course a stop off at Ferragamo and Fendi. My first expensive designer purchase was a Moschino waistcoat of colourful proportions. And did I mention my first designer furniture purchase was Foscarini Lamp!!! Tosse il mio italiano amici;) Are my hints too subtle?
But I have pay thanks to my good friend Dario P or Mr Pasty as I fondly call him.
So with much thanks, love and squeezy hugs to you Mr Pasty this blog post is solely dedicated to you in Miami, the continent misses you muchly xxx Now get onboard all you cool Miami kids, your leader has shown the way! Have a great weekend, especially Mr P ;)
CONTRADICTIONS AHOY!
Didn't anyone notice the irony of the photograph pictured in this article?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-18923865
I believe the pursuer has on High Heels at High Court? Hmmmm
If you going to make a claim at least follow through until the paparazzi have gone home!
Continuity really does help your public sympathise!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-18923865
I believe the pursuer has on High Heels at High Court? Hmmmm
If you going to make a claim at least follow through until the paparazzi have gone home!
Continuity really does help your public sympathise!
50 Shades Of Grey- Merchandising Opp?
How long before some discerning Male grooming Company leaps on the Hair colouring opportunity here? Can you imagine the TV advert screening in front of the ASA particularly the prudes with prejudices, anything against relating to real life. I'm looking forward to it, enough of this nanny state, sex is healthy, sex is vital, why shield ourselves away from what actually brought us to life in the first place. The PH Balance had better be good on the Dye!
