‘Vel-kommen Eve. I zee you have
been to shops. Very good.’
I immediately take a slug of port.
‘Vill you show me?’
I hold out the bag expecting Gudrun to take it from me.
‘Vhy don’t you take it out and show me.’
My cheeks burn as I reach inside the bag and pull out the big black box. A pink ‘R’ and the words
‘RAMPANT RABBIT The Neon One’ glare at us. I hold up the box.
‘Vel done.’ Gudrun hands me a pair of scissors.
Find the G-spot with Gudrun
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