CANADA NEWSFLASH; SMASHWORDS - You're Fabulous x

Top of the morning to you my Canadian Readers,
I've just ciphered out the ever increasing spreadsheet of sales from Smashwords. You Canadians are really driving the sales wouldn't you know... remember the long nights are drawing in so recommend MUOM to a maple syrup ice hockey player who's in touched with his feminine side!!!
THANKS CANADA are you giving the USA a run for their money:)?
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/84067