Kamikaze Thunderbugs

I'm trying to write, just so I can bombard you with 3 sets of ranking reports each day instead of 2!!! But crikey the amount of Thunderbugs ending up squished in sun-lotioned arm hair is distracting! I'm a keen animal lover and support all life is equal, but these guys are Kamikaze nutters and they do not add to a scouse brow in an orderly fashion. Going to jump in water somewhere!
Now if they get synchronised, work on their formation techniques, eyebrow pencils may become obsolete:) Harmony of Life suggestion!
(Spiders are encroaching on Maurice McBook, they can just hang though!)
Terrible joke but I am kinda sniggering;)