RICHARD BRANSON'S MONEY TRANSFER EARN 8%

As reported in the news...
Sick of bank charges?
Tired of computer glitches?
Try Branson's new money transfer system, only costs a sealed swag bag and a patch of lawn.

By the time it's got to the country of your choosing - one can then speculate on the currency market.
Mine is on route to a field in the cosmopolitan Norfolk, I believe they trade in $Noun(d)s?