UK STORMS ECO UPSWING

No one need put on a hairdryer, I've been Monica (Friends) in Barbados for weeks now!
As for the people dining on the south coast - really? What a waste of emergency services, you absolute numptees.
Society of "Bright Ideas for the Impaired of Logic" annual dinner me thinks.

"Ooo... where shall we eat tonight, it's hurricane time" 
"Never knew the coast hosted Boxing events"
You must live in a secret sinkhole to be that unaware of the news.
http://bbc.in/1jlYxfL