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Friday, 31 January 2014

OUT OF THE FURNACE - MUST SEE

Bale, always an exciting performer. ( A former MAN FRIDAY'er  and Woody Harrelson getting rather good at unnerving.


BACK TO THE FUTURE- THE MUSIC-CULL?

Is nothing sacred from the realms of "cash in again"?
Here's a novel idea, write a musical about the musical which was an originally intended musical!
Looking forward to seeing the musical based on the reality show how to Marmite all other products on the shelf! Fusion is good but mainly with food!
Marmite Cashews = good idea      Marmite with scores= bad idea
Mama Mia = good idea (as primarily based on Music people)
Fancy footwork with the Goblins at Gringotts= NO
Big Brother The Musical= oh we have that reality shite already!
http://bbc.in/1dS0gEx

CHEAP WEEKEND AWAY?

http://bbc.in/1nuuQfP
By the looks of it, open fire and a book seems the good order of the freday.
Books cost less than a bar of chocolate and you can forage wood for free!
http://amzn.to/1eCABRf






MAN FRIDAY - Who's your Favourite Musketeer?

Hard Choices indeed Ladies;) or gentlemen!
The Beebs Musketeers can swashbuckle their way through my woodland anytime;)
Splashing a bit of Aramis all over the body is now a delightful thought!







Thursday, 30 January 2014

US Weather - Stay indoors

& read a sunny book :)
We feel like Noah's Arc might be a government plan right now but you US of A' ers & Cool Canadians better wrap up warm xxx huddling is a good game plan.
http://amzn.to/19mmp2k
http://amzn.to/1b8wn6e

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Dallas Buyers Club v The Wolf on Wall Street - OSCARS

Oscar fever is pitching right now and most films are based on true stories or a touch of realism, one could say almost a trend...
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jan/29/wolf-of-wall-street-four-hour-cut-sex-swearing
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790636/


Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Manolo's Rising USA v CANADA

Whoopeedeedoh, the race is on for Cananda v USA !
I rather like the fact!

PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION LONDON - 50 yrs BEHIND THE LENS

Worth checking out if you're in town. Easy to get to in Dover Street, then you can check out Dover Street Market on route;) I dream of clothes on a Tuesday.........
http://www.mallettantiques.com/Public/Events.aspx

Monday, 27 January 2014

CALLING ALL CANADIANS IN THE - DEGREES

You're doing so well, do you think we can get into the top 10 of Women's Fiction? Gift it to a friend and let her/him slip away into the heat of the books:) A warm hug from you to them xxx
http://amzn.to/19mmp2k

ANCIENT EUROPEANS TRUE COLOURS

And no we're not talking about any of the French or Italian presidents petrified and mummified in spray tan! But I do fear I will become transparent soon with all this rain and lack of Sun! Now you know why Scots need to soak up those rays on that precious 30 mins each year;)
http://bbc.in/1ckqSlR

AMAZON.CA - TOP SELLERS


  • They're too busy reading and fluffing their grey matter to worry about grey weather. Canada you keep going from strength to strength. xxx
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #7,044 Paid in Kindle Store 

CHINESE NEW YEAR AT WONG KEI?

You know you want to be there, or are you going to see Chinese Elvis sing over a bowl of Dim Sum?
 Let me know what Chinese NY celebrations you're up to:)
http://bit.ly/LFNzHc
London will be vibrant, but of course if you're in China it's going to be spectacular.

TOP 20 in Women's Fiction

The good old days! How I yearn for them on this Monday morning end of month reports to be in:(  Selling 160 copies a day:) http://amzn.to/1brYQRb

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Google's Secret Lab

Now that's what I call a job title!  "Captain of Moonshots".
I wonder what Google call the general dogsbody (that's the kind of week I've had:(
"Commanding General of the Yappies"?
http://bbc.in/1dWXaVA

CUP OF LOVE

Dark winter Mornings ...grrrrr... Nothing cheers you up more than a steamy coffee presented in a brand new mug:) Thanks SB, you know how writers need the light xxx Sunny thoughts in a mug.

TEACUP CUTIES

Look what I found this morning, if I hadn't have stopped and taken a small measure of what surrounds us each day I wouldn't have met Mr Gloppybelly! Have a wildlife weekend everyone;)

Friday, 24 January 2014

POPPY GOES STEAMING UP CANADIAN CHARTS! WOOOOOHHHHHHOOOO

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,877 Paid in Kindle Store 
I LOVE YOU CANADA XXX

ABSOLUT KARNIVAL EXCLUSIVE

Not much additions for this little blighter... Scrummy Cocktails

MAN FRIDAY ADD ON - WOODY ALLEN's SECRET CAMEO

A genius. Find out where he appears in Moving Up on Manolo's. http://amzn.to/1jISItg
What's more important in a man, intellect or hair-gel skills?
Haven't seen Blue Jasmine yet but can recommend Midnight in Paris for a cosy nights entertainment.






http://imdb.to/1dHktTd


MAN FRIDAY - BIEBER V ?

 What can you say that isn't going to sway you towards anything or anybody else!
http://bbc.in/KThg6I
What a prime tool that boy is, polluting the world with shite. On the other-hand Mr Amoeba here has character on mass and purpose + better hair!

Thursday, 23 January 2014

'Bien dans sa peau.’

Thanks Candy for the beautiful French translation xxx Maybe you'll enjoy WHEN LIFE GOES POP with it's pigeon French gone horribly wrong!
http://amzn.to/1dXeAQv


FIGHTING UP THE AMAZON


Wednesday, 22 January 2014

LGBT & EQUALDEX.COM

Not sure how my book got here, but happy that it did:) Was it Nicholas's pizzazz with panache by chance?
http://bit.ly/1hjt64E

AMAZON RECOMMENDS



 A random product selection! But all PR is good PR.

Monday, 20 January 2014

WAVING TREES

Trees in the midst of a Mexican wave?

SOLAR LULL = Bitter Winter

Not great news on the weather. Woolly Jumpers and Books to keep away the sun's sleepy inactivity?
http://bit.ly/Knd6Di

MAN FRIDAY NOMINEES

Between 2 slightly older gentlemen today. Christian Bale although a volatile creature, us women would put that down to creative sensibility (rose coloured glasses)
or Fassbender (our Irish German hunk) not the shy retiring type is he? Nothing shameful!
Moody, mean and could probably domineer you;) hmmm food for Fridays thoughts.
http://oscar.go.com/nominees


Thursday, 16 January 2014

AND THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS GO TO?

Soon, we'll be on the edge of our glitzy frock'd seats. Have a read of all my books... films and glamour creep in different ways:)
http://bbc.in/1fA5yfj

TRIGGER RIP:(

A much loved character actor:( Trigger will always have a place in the countries hearts xxx
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25762006

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

MOVING UP ON AMAZON

Stupendous news. Will it climb higher? Make it so in the words of Captain Bicard!
http://amzn.to/1j7cIrH

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

BABY POLAR BEARS 1ST. STEPS

How many likes will this get? What can you not like about this lovely little 'tipsy' Bear?

FOLLOW LINKEDIN

Join me, endorse me and shower me with connections to this weird and wonderful world of publishing:)
På forhånd Tak as they say in the state of Denmark!
http://linkd.in/KgBuGS

Monday, 13 January 2014

GOLDEN GLOBE WINNERS & FROCKS!

Thank goodness Bryan Cranston got an award, his performance was epic in Breaking Bad
http://bbc.in/1hNWm6Z

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Needed Canadian Reviewers:)

Due to the recent success on the Canadian Amazon charts, any of you dear Canadian syrupy lovelies fancy a spot of reviewing?
http://amzn.to/19mmp2k

4/5* Reviews Amazon.com for Manolo's

Thank you Thank you L. Woolhouse:) Not a distant relative of PG Wodehouse are you?
http://amzn.to/1gwAfOS

4.0 out of 5 stars Easy summer read.January 12, 2014
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: MOVING UP ON MANOLOS (A Romantic Comedy) (Kindle Edition)
Great for reading while at the beach.
Fun, light, humorous.
A no brainer for summer time reading while lounging around.



January 12, 2014
Great for reading while at the beach.
Fun, light, humorous.
A no brainer for summer time reading while lounging around.

Friday, 10 January 2014

UK WEATHER FORECAST

Least momentarily it stopped raining on my way to work! And what's the first thing you do? Get a parachute and motor and check that sky is really blue! That's how you do real blue sky thinking
Who wouldn't if they had one?
(Acrophobics and Pteromerhanophobics granted)
Beats the traffic!

FESTIVAL OF THE IMAGINATION @ SELFRIDGES - COMPETITION

Hey Selfridges I have an idea:)
How about Nigella's powder room? She's hot property at the moment and the public would swarm
to see her, have numerous stylists/makeup artists on board to mimic her trusses and vampy colour palette- why stop there... develop a whole range of "Nigella's Powder Room Secrets"
then sweep her downstairs and sell her whole range of cooking books! Hit 2 departments at once or 3
get V.Beckham to design the Nigella dress - Real Woman- Real Curves.
TOP PR & Merchandising.
I look forward to store credit!

http://bit.ly/IRXesk

TOPPING CANADA's AMAZON CHARTS

Wooh Canada, you astound me. Keeping warm, not wasting time glued to the opium of the masses (TV!) You really are reading loads xxx Thank you and hot totty's all round xxx giving .com & co.uk a run for their Canadian Bacon!
MUOM
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #13,617 Paid in Kindle Store
http://amzn.to/1djXiON

F.LOVE
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #13,652 Paid in Kindle Store 
http://amzn.to/1gTxCYd

MAN FRIDAY- Daniel Brühl in RUSH

My new Friday snippet, hot stars!
Half Spanish/German, Bafta nominated, owns a Tapas restaurant what more do you need in a man?
http://awards.bafta.org/award/2014/film
http://ind.pn/1dBVZ8w






Mein Kampf tops charts WTF?

There has to be something wrong here, when a sadistic megalomaniac's delusional manifesto beats
non bigoted, non racist books full of fun. Yes Hitler holds a fascination to the human psyche but really? For goodness sake just tune into the History channel don't study the work of pure evil fanatics... unless your a psychologist trying to prevent the next dictatorship of misery, blood and genocide.
Remember neo-nazi's will be comparing themselves to JK's sales... NOT GOOD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.
http://ind.pn/19T3tsw

YEAR OF THE HORSE 2014

No Tesco's that does not mean you can...hmmm...!
http://bit.ly/1a5XM8c

Thursday, 9 January 2014

NEW APPLE DEVICE?

Did you get a new apple thingy or a right peanut cruncher for crimbo?
If so download kindle app and then...
http://bit.ly/1hh0lWR
THESE LITTLE BARGAIN STARTERS:)

Colette, Paris- SALE!

Well if you are in Paris, why not;)
Always nice to virtual shop even if remotely delusional from afar. Beats the last set of excel sheets:(
http://www.colette.fr/ 

CANADIAN FREEZE

Staying in the warm with a good book! Thank you Canada xxx You marvels of Polar Vortex's and keeping hairy things safe xxx
http://amzn.to/1hyHMQK
Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #85,117 Paid in Kindle Store

AMAZON UK's RALLY

http://amzn.to/1h6ZKH8


Keep it coming UK:) Are you competing on a biblical scale?
Floods v Freeze?
Least for now we have clear skies

SEASONAL MANOLO'S


Wednesday, 8 January 2014

SONY E-BOOK OFFER

A few of you on the forums have asked me to post up the sony link. Don't know if they've had some technical glitches over the holidays... so here it is again:)
http://bit.ly/1gE5OXz

HOW TO QUADRUPLE BOOK SALES - ONE-STOP MARKETING TOOL

I have no idea, maybe you all do? Drop us a line if you have direct access to the "The Room of Marketing Requirement Funds" :)
(No I do not have enough pennies for a full onslaught on Amazon or primetime TV!)
or train posters
or global viral campaigns
...



Tuesday, 7 January 2014

JANUARY BLUES - AFFORDABLE BARGAINS

January is a good time to pull in the purse strings, all the excesses and unforeseen foolish expenditures must be addressed because you did in fact buy that dress! Download my life's work for less than a bottle of suspect cheap wine! You'll have hours of entertainment for less than a meal deal!

Are you a budding Reviewer?

If so get in contact:) I need reviewers on Kobo, I-Books, Smashwords, Sony etc and of course all the Amazon's...
Look forward to hearing from you xxx




Monday, 6 January 2014

SNOW STORMS = READING TIME

Carry on Canada and USA, sales looking good:) while we turgidly attempt to pretend the wind and copious amounts of rain are just as bad.
Least your weather looks pretty! Keep warm and read a book in front of a fire... preferably mine!
http://amzn.to/1a1bgPv

COEN BROTHERS WIN CRITICS OVER

I can't help thinking Bob & Vic when I look at Timberlake's folky makeover!

http://bbc.in/1iFp7Tx

Saturday, 4 January 2014

JANUARY SALE AMAZON

Always nice when you send me these:)))
http://amzn.to/1g7UPF2

 
Hello xxx,

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