Doga? Dogs and Yoga

As if the baking world hadn't spliced it up enough! Lovely, super, really nice, oo, ah... but how do you do that with a Bernese Mountain Dog? Aha, if you have a "proper dog"  not a poggy (pretend dog!) would it be a Dork Out? There is no end to these amalgamations.
Must go now and have a Doffee, that's buying overpriced coffee (because you've woken up before the birds - not natural) with a Pomeranian Puppy stashed away in your handbag... if that's a Tote then you have a Dote etc etc etc. Send me your best mix-ups, I can see myself returning to this annoying new trend.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24129764