English-Danglish-Hinglish- Americanos?!?

I notice America isn't on the list! I quip (grumbling) as I'm not favouring the ranks of .com at the minute Madame Liberty!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20500312

Choose your emigration route carefully oh English speaking ones, especially those who are not blessed with their own internal Babel Fish!